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Old 31st Oct 2017, 23:40
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Crap Luke!

Sorry....already did Mate!
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 08:04
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Morning folks, a good giggle this morning over my bacon roll.

And the judging is as follows:

The Special Executive Producer’s Award goes to Nutloose:

"I don't know about a Death Star, but there a One Star upstairs who is about ready to explode"

In third place, earning the Kenny Baker award for stuffing a little into a small space, Penny Washers:

“The Naval design and development team aboard USS Long Island give their verdict on this new aircraft with the aerodynamics of a brick and the forward view of a blindfolded bat.

Heave!”


Second place and the Princess Leia Hair Curling Tongs goes to MPN11:

“Nice one Sharkey, or whatever you call yourself in this millennium.”


And this week’s recipient of the coveted CST and the Harrison Ford Offset Approach Award is Dirtyprop:

“Last time I lend my pride and joy to Harrison Ford!”

Well done chaps!

Treadders (who really has Never Seen Star Wars - any of them).
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 11:32
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Many, many thanks treadigraph!
Honoured and humbled to receive the CST Trophy and the Ford "Somewhat Stabilized Approach" Award!

To the attention of the upscale, discerning gents this forum is not famous for, I'd like to propose this engaging image:



Diplomatic relations are already sour, so we should be safe.
Fire away!
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 11:39
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I'll get it out of the way:

"Oh Most Revered Leader, do you know the piano's on my foot?"

"No, but you hum it and I'll play it..."
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 11:44
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We copied the design dear Leader from that British science programme Thunderbirds.
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 11:48
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And if you look closely, you will see that, with some clever airbrushing, your hand was nowhere near Miss Li.
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 11:49
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It's called a Typewriter Dear Leader. By 2025 we hope to get it sufficiently miniaturised to fit on a desk top...
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 11:57
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We have replaced the Mario character with an image of yourself Glorious Leader and doctored the software so you are invincible. We have done the same with Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 12:00
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With Great Controller on GCA console, aircraft is always "On Centreline, on Glidepath"
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 12:02
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"We have called it the MPN-1, Sir."
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 12:03
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Ah, look, see ... we are getting CNN now."
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 12:43
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If you press this button it will play Chopsticks
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 13:07
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And you are sure I can get PPlooNe on this?
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 13:20
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"And when you press this button, all your Generals will bow"
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 13:21
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" WE call it Pwong"
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 13:36
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New invention from our Q Branch, Dear Leader, velly, velly cunning. It fire missiles at Carrifolnia then blame Henry Blofeld.

No, no, Henry Blofeld famous clicket commentator, stupid boy, you mean Spiro Agnew!
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 13:58
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"FINISH HIM!"
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 14:57
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"...and when you press this button, you raise up into the Blackpool Tower Ballroom"!
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 15:06
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Prvt Wang suddenly got the feeling his time in the IT department was limited after accidentally clicking on the Glorious Leaders internet search history..
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Old 1st Nov 2017, 15:23
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"Press this one for pictures of naughty ladies in the nuddy. Press this one for pictures of kittens for when Number One Wife walk in unexpectedly."
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