Caption competition

[andytug]

"Apparently it's the only way to get the President to visit places now....."

[Parson]

"When I said we needed an Eagle on board, I was thinking of an F-15....."

[Danny42C]

" 'Fore !!!!"

[Danny42C]

" 'Fore !!!"

[Danny42C]

"Forty Shades of Green !"

[Danny42C]

"The Green, green grass of Home !"

[Shack37]

The hotel is a bit small but just look at the POOL!

[Danny42C]

"The silly little pill went rolling down the hill,
And plopped right down in the Ocean !"

[Danny42C]

In-house R&R ?

[Danny42C]

"Well, we can park the choppers on the fairway !"

[Parson]

"Do you think we could turn downwind for a bit? I'm not gonna reach that with my driver"

[treadigraph]

Each time I raise my club, that **** in the yellow jacket drops to one knee and points down the fairway - puts me right off!

[larssnowpharter]

Pilot Officer Blogs was dismayed to discover that he was expected to pay green fees for each landing.

[Buster Hyman]

Wow! Great landing. You got it right in the sand trap!

[Buster Hyman]

After years of trying to win a Cap Comp with "Call the Ball", Buster just couldn't think of it in context with the latest pic...

[Buster Hyman]

The Big Tee.

[Parson]

"3 rounds and 2 nights accommodation for £50?! Where exactly is the course then?"

[andytug]

"You know when we put in the design that we wanted a decent size island, good quality traps, well prepared teas and access for the handicapped......?"

[Wander00]

Tell Trump we will never get those thousand pilots back on active duty if we don't give them a golf course

[PingDit]

"When you say "What course are we on?", could you be a bit more specific old boy?"