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Old 2nd Oct 2017, 11:55
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"It's the only way Ollie can keep a Meteor straight with No.1 out at 125 kts !"
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Old 2nd Oct 2017, 11:57
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Old 2nd Oct 2017, 13:24
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Old 2nd Oct 2017, 14:21
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Old 2nd Oct 2017, 16:31
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<not a caption>
Fair warning :-)
Not going to be around for a while due to work. I will judge this one later tonight.
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Old 2nd Oct 2017, 18:27
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<not a caption>

"Not going to be around for a while due to work"

Do we allow dirty words on this Thread?
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Old 2nd Oct 2017, 21:13
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OK chaps, time to handover the CS Trophy....

<drum roll>

Mentioned in dispatches:

Danny42C - "It's the only way Ollie can keep a Meteor straight with No.1 out at 125 kts !"

Nutloose - "When i said I want to get legless and well and truly plastered this wasn't what I had in mind"

and Shytorque (keep taken the hallucinogens) "Stanley, how many times have I asked you not to make love to that albino baby giraffe on my leather seats?"

But the winner, and on the lines to what I had in mind when I took the pic "time to swap the clowns in the tower",

is MPN11 with - "ATC Landrover ... the early years."

Over to you MPN11, Sir.
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Old 3rd Oct 2017, 10:59
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MPN11,

Congrats ! - I have bitter memories of a ground- looping, draughty old Landy, checking a runway for ice at 0300 on a freezing morning !

But then you were bound to come out on top - you must have been one of the stoods at Shawbury when I was droning on at the lectern '74-'77. A good vintage !
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Old 4th Oct 2017, 23:10
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2 days...2 days...2 days...

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Old 5th Oct 2017, 07:28
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PM sent to MPN11. :-)
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 08:48
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Ooops, sorry chaps ... been rather distracted with domestic tasks!

And thank you again! Gosh! I must find some better material if this keeps happening. I hope this will suffice for now ...
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 09:31
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 11:41
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More military cut-backs sees a 50% reduction in broom component procurement; the essential parts (Head- Broom: to fit handle Part No. 8200M) have been scrapped.

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Firefighters at a loss to identify the black objects recovered from a recent blaze in the WAF Block.
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In News Today; Trump agrees to cut the number of guns in US. He was quoted as saying
"this is a very biggly idea to save lives and I have started by taking guns from those who don't know how to use them"
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 12:11
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I remember when we used to go to 7 Eleven on our own...
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 12:12
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 12:35
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Security arrangements for next year's Conservative Party Conference will be toughened up. The extra smoke, however, might provoke the PM's cough.
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 13:13
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The reunited One Direction take no chances during their Benefit Concert in Las Vegas.
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 13:16
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Meanwhile, in Australia, "No" voters prepare to make their way to the local post box.
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 13:27
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