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Old 30th Jun 2017, 13:33
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"D'you think the Nizam will give us another if we ask him nicely ?"
 
Old 30th Jun 2017, 13:38
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"I said "Try this without Fear" - NOT - "Fly on your Left Ear", Hoskins !"
 
Old 30th Jun 2017, 15:00
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They said they can't send a mechanic just yet, their Internet just went down...
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Old 30th Jun 2017, 22:26
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Just wait a few decades, General, and you will find telephones in every aircraft cabin!
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 01:47
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"...and why exactly should we take a photo for the Telegraph Hodgkins?"
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 03:24
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You had a dream, did you? and in this dream there was something called a "Boeing 747"
with nearly 200 miles of wire in it, and you thought you could improve your own aircraft?
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 05:21
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Hoskins. Let me define "plough the field" for you once again...
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 06:14
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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"What are we going to do?"

"Obvious, deny all knowledge. Corporal, get three men . . . "
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 06:17
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British Aerospace try out the new rubber band winding system for their latest engine....
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 07:14
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"You're meant to land on the piano keys, not the piano strings, and anyway, these wires aren't piano strings."
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 07:24
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Inventor: "We put trip-wires all round our most valuable targets, and if a plane touches them, it rings a bell in the guard-room, and the guards can all rush out and shoot it down."
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 07:43
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Martin Ol' chap....what if we eject the pilot from the aircraft instead of the other way round?
I see where you're going Baker. Brilliant ! Brilliant!
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 08:43
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Pilot Officer J S Bach's latest episode inspired his Air on a G String
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 11:17
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"You remeber, we used to hang dead rooks up to scare off the others ? Well ....."
 
Old 1st Jul 2017, 11:40
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The moment the conference call was invented.
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 12:05
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"Sorry, say again, Tower - I'm on the landline"
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 13:01
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"Oh, what a tangled web we weave ......."
 
Old 1st Jul 2017, 13:03
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"Well, she's always been on to me about Tying the Knot !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2017, 13:14
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"Slip Your Wing
Into the Deck -
That's the Thing
Saves your Neck !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2017, 13:16
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"You've got a knotty problem there, Hoskins !"
 

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