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[Buster Hyman]

Well, we found Bertie in a field about 2 kilometres away, but we haven't seen Ginger at all!

[Danny42C]

"I say, chaps, wouldn't it be a spiffing idea if we could fit one of these at ground level just off the upwind end of a runway ...?"

[Pontius Navigator]

Well it wasn't there last night Sir.

[CONSO]

Well - they told me I would be a line pilot but . . .

[Danny42C]

Near Miss.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO ? - THIS IS THE DIVISIONAL GENERAL !" .... "Do you know who you're talking to, Sir ?" .... "NO !!!" .... "Thank God" ..... (puts phone down).

[Danny42C]

"I told you, we should have scrapped these wires long since and gone over to that new idea that Italian fella (whatsisname - Marconi ?) has invented !"

[Danny42C]

"Will you walk into my parlour", said the Spider to the Fly !"

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by andytug

"Sir, Sir, I have an idea for a new section in AP 129, How about don't fly along line features."

[ShyTorque]

When Bloggs said he was going to wire the place up, he really meant it.

[JAVELINBOY]

At least he kept it clear of the tracks, the Titfield Thunderbolt is due in ten minutes.

[c52]

"There must be a cheaper way to make a machine that does French knitting!"

[Danny42C]

"I think it's called: "Being Hung Out to Dry" !"

[Danny42C]

"I've heard of "hanging on the skyhooks" - but this is ridiculous !"

[Dan Gerous]

I've just got engaged to a lass in the exchange!

[JAVELINBOY]

The Wichita Lineman comes a cropper

[JAVELINBOY]

Can you hear me Mother? I think there's interference on the line.

[racedo]

Broadsword calling Danny Boy................... are you on the line.

[Penny Washers]

This one just has to go in the Line Book.

[Wensleydale]

Fitting wing pylons to a DH4?

[Wensleydale]

"Bloggs - when I told you to complete the circuit, I meant the other sort!"