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Old 17th Jun 2017, 17:59
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"Are there any faults with this aircraft, Flight Sergeant?"

"Just the four, sir...."
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 18:14
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Horses for courses....
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 18:16
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When the RAF equisetrian team asked for some "trainers" they should have been a bit more specific
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 18:19
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Judging from the opening scene, the latest James Bond flick is unlikely to do well at the box office.....
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 18:20
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Flt Lt Blogg's defence against a low flying charge was up against a bit of a hurdle
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 18:22
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What, you expected to fly an aeroplane when you joined the RAF ? That idea is so pre Brexit !
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 18:25
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"All I did was ask the Squadron Leader if he was likely to take offence....."
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 18:56
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(Not a caption..XW303 looked a whole lot better when I last flew it in July 1988!).

"The RAF finally get a chance to complain about a low flying horse upsetting one of its aircraft".
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 19:00
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Cow jumps over the moon my ar5e.






Aaarrrrgh, flaps up, FLAPS UP!
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 20:42
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Looks likes someone made a horses arse of the landing......
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 21:13
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Crikey that was close. Better go and put my Hi Viz on.
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 21:25
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"Break left! Break left! There's a jumper on my tail!"
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 21:33
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"A striking photograph indeed, but sadly it doesn't convey the impression of today's Royal Air Force that we want to promote in schools."
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 22:37
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Watch it Red 5, you've got a Mustang on your tail....
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 22:38
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Pull up Hoskins, you're too low!
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 22:43
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You idiot, it's not the charge of the Flight Horse you know!
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Old 17th Jun 2017, 23:08
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HM (for it is she): "My horse goes higher than your aircraft. You can get rid of "Royal" from the Royal Air Force. From now on, it's the Royal Air Horse."
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Old 18th Jun 2017, 00:16
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Too close for missiles, switching to Dobbin...
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Old 18th Jun 2017, 00:57
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When you said you wanted "jump jets and I want them now" ..well minister, your wish is my command !
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Old 18th Jun 2017, 06:36
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Tracey wondered if it was possible to file an Airprox by WhatsApp.
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