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Old 30th May 2017, 21:24
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Butch said he didn't care what state it was in, he wanted maximum effort and his crews would make any deficiencies.
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Old 30th May 2017, 21:26
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Queen of the Hangar
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Old 30th May 2017, 21:45
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Air Force One at Trump rates
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Old 30th May 2017, 22:06
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BA says plane ready to fly and blames computer error.
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Old 31st May 2017, 03:52
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Son you might as well climb in, the way things are going this is the only "air time" you are likely going to get.
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Old 31st May 2017, 03:53
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Yah this new outfit just got the contract, BAE I think they call it...... I guess it means "Bring Another Engine"
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Old 31st May 2017, 03:56
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The skipper was thought to be invincible, it was like he had this weird light about him.....
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Old 31st May 2017, 04:36
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Hang on a minute! What happened to those two Jags that were sitting here three captions ago?
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Old 31st May 2017, 06:32
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"Before it looks as if it's flying through the hangar, we'll need a bit more CO2 around the supports, and, well, actually, there's still quite a lot to be done."
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Old 31st May 2017, 08:10
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I'm afraid you'll have to take it up with the Chief, Sir. He said every time you bring it back from Germany there's that many bits missing, so he just thought he'd make your job easier...
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Old 31st May 2017, 08:15
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"Oh nothing sir, the CO just needed to borrow a couple of bits for his kite.....we'll have it right again by morning."
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Old 31st May 2017, 10:26
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"I think the Force has been with it !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 10:29
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"You've heard of the principle of entropy ? ......... Well , ..........."
 
Old 31st May 2017, 10:32
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"You should never had let your little Johnnie play with your toolkit !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 10:43
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"I think we should put it out of its misery !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 10:46
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"The Cloud's down on the deck this morning, Skipper - back to the crewroom I reckon !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 10:50
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"What did the Met man say ?" ... "Dunno - he must've got lost in this clag on the way to Briefing !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 10:56
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"No see, No fly !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 11:10
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....and that's why it's called Vne.
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Old 31st May 2017, 14:16
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^^^
(Very nice entry, squeaker!)
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