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Old 17th Apr 2017, 21:55
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The leasing company just called. Apparently we are behind in our payments!
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Old 17th Apr 2017, 22:34
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"Hoskins, how many times must I tell you not to set the cockpit clock to a new time zone till we're on the stand?"
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 00:22
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Qantas insisted they had not suffered a hull loss, as there was still 51% remaining.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 00:23
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Cactus 123, hold short of Taxiway Bravo, give way to the A380 on your........oh never mind.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 00:27
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While Airbus construction methods relied on prompt delivery of various modules from individual suppliers, in this case, airline delivery schedules had been a tad optimistic.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 00:32
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When you said we operated on a wing and a prayer, I thought you meant metaphorically.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 00:37
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Blohm and Voss were still coming to grips with airliner design.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 07:45
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Well to be fair, it wasn't visible when we were on the ground and looking at it from the right viewpoint...
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 09:14
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Ladies and Gentlemen in rows 14 to 65...I apologise for the slightly firm landing.....as soon as I run over to your part of the plane I will get you all to the terminal.
..And thank you for flying EasyJet...we value your custom!
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 09:38
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"Did you carry out a pre-flight external, Co?"


"Nope - I am going to wing it!"
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 09:59
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"Just in time" manufacturing methods can sometimes give rise to problems.

However, a spokesman said that he was entirely confident that the flight would be departing on schedule.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 11:11
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The procurement office had not realised that the BOGOF offer had expired the day before the contract was signed.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 11:40
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I knew we should not have built an airport which straddles the International date line!
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 11:46
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It's not Philadelphia airport, by any chance?
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 12:11
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Were the Lithium-ion batteries in the forward hold?
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 13:06
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Captain - Scotty, the Iridium crystals canna take it, we'll havta cut the power before she blows
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 13:23
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^^^^
Och! Now the wee Transporter beam cannae take it!!!
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 16:22
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"I blame the White Ants !"
 
Old 18th Apr 2017, 16:25
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"You should never have let little Johnnie get hold of that hacksaw !"
 
Old 18th Apr 2017, 16:56
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I say again ... KDEN
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