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Old 30th Mar 2017, 12:07
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Do you think his name is Charlie, or is that his job description?
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 12:38
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"Fred....Fred! You in there, Fred?"
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 19:34
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Shy, I just killed a keyboard with that one.. Bravo Sir!
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 20:26
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"See it does work, we first saw the effect with Katie Price, we told her to hold her nose and blow and sure enough they shifted too."
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Old 31st Mar 2017, 07:03
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I wouldn't be too sure about that....
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Old 31st Mar 2017, 07:23
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Having wanted to be a navigator and hearing the rumour that she could never be a navigator as long as she had a hole in her a^se, she had an operation.



*true saying circa 1990, only sex changed to fit the caption
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Old 31st Mar 2017, 11:49
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**CAUTION**

risk of:
-Jet Blast
-Flying Debris
-Hot Air
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Old 31st Mar 2017, 16:23
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You need some help reversing out Ma'am?

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Old 31st Mar 2017, 16:50
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If you inflate those leg splints any more she'll shoot through the roof
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Old 31st Mar 2017, 22:40
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"The MOD has spent 16 years turning a Chinook into this. The least you can do is to look impressed."
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Old 31st Mar 2017, 22:44
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...now if I could only find a nice sharp pin

<rubs hands together and laughs in an evil fashion>
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Old 1st Apr 2017, 01:48
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Oh the Humanity....
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Old 1st Apr 2017, 12:09
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"I think her "K" Dinghy's bottle's gone off spontaneously ....... aren't they supposed to do that if they get wet ?"
 
Old 1st Apr 2017, 20:23
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Needs a software update
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Old 2nd Apr 2017, 02:11
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"I suppose it's worth a shot... now where did I put that plank..."
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Old 2nd Apr 2017, 05:29
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...and when we get the baggage trolley up to 88mph, you're literally gonna see some serious ****!!!
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Old 2nd Apr 2017, 09:06
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[Not a caption]

We must be about at judging time. MPN 11, did you see my posting 41899, suggesting that you should do it because I was away until the end of the week?

If I do not hear from you, or if you have not allocated a winner by Monday 3rd April, then I will take it back, although it is not going to be an easy decision.
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Old 2nd Apr 2017, 15:40
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What about the skid marks?
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Old 3rd Apr 2017, 11:26
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You trying to tell us something PN?
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Old 3rd Apr 2017, 16:25
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Well, here goes:

Configsafe, you set off the klaxon for the bleedin' obvious "Does my bum look big in this?

Lots of others raised chuckles, including Andytug's twosome about Dirigible Bowel Syndrome and Docking Procedures (41891), but I think this time the trophy ought to go to Pingdit's newspaper quote:

'Kim Kardashians ar5e reaches such proportions that it now needs its own hangar...'

I don't have the trophy to pass on (MPN 11 should still have it), but will you accept instead a plastic cup from the coffee machine, suitably inscribed with a felt tip? But don't try to get it engraved . . .
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