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Old 24th Mar 2017, 23:44
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"See, what you need to do, is go behind that tree on the other side of the field there, and just bl**dy stay there..."
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 04:56
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"Oh, my goodness!! The SUN!!"

"...what is it?"

"A big fiery ball up in space, but that's not important right now..."
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 05:17
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What do you mean "phone home"?
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 08:31
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"....and easy Carol's room is on the third floor, four windows on."
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 09:51
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Stolen rations? No idea sorry. You might want to ask Shifty over there, he might know something...
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 10:03
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Watson, what do you think this means?

Don't know Holmes, Hun in the Sun?

No you fool, someone's stolen the Ops Room
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 11:02
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"...and then we need a shot of Michael Caine's dog looking in this direction."
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 12:30
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See that clock? It says this is our finest hour. It's all down hill from now...
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 13:10
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So there I was, Angels 15, all alone. I'd already got 4 in the sortie, no witnesses unfortunately, and then I saw another 109 off to my right. I pulled back the canopy, pointed my finger at him like this and shouted "You're next!" I then rolled inverted, pushed the throttle.....you're not writing this down?

No.
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 14:57
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"Look at that, straight down the wing."

"Shall I put him down for the First XV then, Sir?"
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 15:31
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
So there I was, Angels 15, all alone. I'd already got 4 in the sortie, no witnesses unfortunately, and then I saw another 109 off to my right. I pulled back the canopy, pointed my finger at him like this and shouted "You're next!" I then rolled inverted, pushed the throttle.....you're not writing this down?

No.
Now that is funny!
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 15:45
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Isn't that Beagle peeping into Section Officer Harvey's room again?
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 16:14
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"...James 1:17 Every good and perfect gift is from above ... coming down from the Father of the heavenly lights..."
 
Old 25th Mar 2017, 16:19
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"It's that bloody Drone from Tesco's again - delivering my shopping next door - again !"
 
Old 25th Mar 2017, 20:01
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... and the barsteward never called Local either!

<nice one, Danny>
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 20:07
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"That's where the future lies ... a United Europe, living together in harmony.
But for now, we have a unifying job to do."
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 20:13
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"Look at that, FFS. Around 80 mph with full flap, gear down, with 40 degrees AOB. He's DOOMED, I tell ye!"
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 20:17
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"Look, it's Lord Flasheart, towing a captured Me109 ... HUZZAH!
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 20:36
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"Watch this! The flight comes screaming in straight across the field, break to the left and come in for a stream landing."


"Won't they sink then?"
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Old 25th Mar 2017, 21:14
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"I told you that I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"
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