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Old 16th Aug 2007, 10:03
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OK, For the last time Bloggs, the Green bits are land and the Blue bits are water !!
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 13:08
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The venerable Mr Armstrong, newly appointed patron for the Douglas Bader charity WALP* unveils the first EASA-certificated Skymaster with the immortal words:
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* Wheelchair Access for Legless Pilots
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 13:35
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The tow plane for the uphill water skiing was discovered to be a pig to land normally...
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 13:54
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Begorrah bejaysus, it has to be the irish's fault, hasn't it.....

Anyways...

Thunderbirds Cutbacks Force Mole Replacement
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 13:55
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When landing on a wet runway, maintain a firm forward pressure on the control column to force the wheels through the surface water.
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 14:06
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"Is that SEngO? Fg Off Bloggs here, sir. It's about that brake bedding-in check in the 700 . . . "
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 14:24
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It was only at this point in his flight training that Mr Creosote fully appreciated the necessity of a weight and balance check...
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 14:46
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With UK climate change in mind, the pioneers at Flymo launched the 2008 range.
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 17:08
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The perils of building by International Constorium were laid bare as it became obvious that parts of the new Euro Floatplane had been designed in inches but built in millimeters.
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 17:35
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ATC: "Oscar Alpha Kilo, Report go arou... Oh, never mind."
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 19:33
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This close to the Pole the pilot's magnetic personality proved stronger than the struts.....
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 19:57
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Having mastered the tilt-rotor, the engineers next project was the tilt-float. The initial trials however became bogged down....

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Old 16th Aug 2007, 23:15
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"Tewkesbury Tower, this is Oscar Alfa Kilo"

"Tower, pass yr msg"

"Tower, Oscar Alfa Kilo, have we changed runway?"
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Old 17th Aug 2007, 04:36
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With world rice prices rocketing, newly enlightened Chinese farmers try out the Paddyfield Plowmaster* from the Cessna Agwagon stable.
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*Marketed in France as the Trufflemaster.

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Old 17th Aug 2007, 05:59
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In a bid for the lucrative Saudi MFTS contract, Cessna say their Salatmaster basic trainer could reduce course lengths by several weeks.
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Old 17th Aug 2007, 06:05
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WUN-HUNDRED-and-EIGHT-TYyyy!!
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Old 17th Aug 2007, 06:13
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The Danish business man thought he had purchased a rare DC-3 on floats.
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Old 17th Aug 2007, 13:09
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Fat Pilot Syndrome strikes again.
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Old 17th Aug 2007, 13:44
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"I take it the 51 Sqn WSO's will be getting a different aircraft back to Lincs."
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Old 17th Aug 2007, 15:57
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"Although an economy, Airfix glue proved to be insufficient for the prupose"
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