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Scoring tomorrow evening subject to sobriety 
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It keeps saying "Brexit means Brexit" over and over again in Theresa May's voice.
If it is the Brexit bomb, that means it won't go off until the end of March.
If it is the Brexit bomb, that means it won't go off until the end of March.
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Nah, it's an Indyref MkII bomb, makes a lot of noise but it'll never go off!
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Fred watched from a distance, giggling quietly. It was obvious they had never seen a Ballcock and Scrunge Mark VIII Bathroom Waste Disposal Unit before.
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<<< Delete ... slow connection >>>
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"Has anyone seen the rest of the aircraft/ship/submarineZeppelin? It must be around here somewhere!"
Avoid imitations
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"Are you sure this is that faulty tumble dryer Whirlpool wanted us to fix? Hang on, I'm just about to give it a kick"....
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Runners up are MPN11 with
Buster with
Pasta was very close to picking up the CS trophy with
But I am going to give it to Danny with
Well done Danny
"I reckon it's beyond repair, but British Gas will give you a £50 allowance against a new one, Sir."
Sir. Is it okay for me to get my Tie out from under it?
Ah, I can see why it didn't go off. Look, it's made by Volkswagen. Their stuff only works properly under laboratory conditions...
The Manual says: 'Light the Blue Paper and Retire Quickly' ......."I wasn't thinking of PVR so soon !"
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Nutloose,
"My cup runneth over" - This is an unexpected honour indeed !
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Buster,
A bit too obscure for me. Explain, please ?
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I am indebted to Geriaviator for permission to reprint this for you to do your worst with (sorry about the bits on the RH margin, but I'm not clever enough to remove them:
Danny.
"My cup runneth over" - This is an unexpected honour indeed !
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Buster,
A bit too obscure for me. Explain, please ?
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I am indebted to Geriaviator for permission to reprint this for you to do your worst with (sorry about the bits on the RH margin, but I'm not clever enough to remove them:
Danny.
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Told you, no sooner than we fit a retractable under cart, someone will invent a belly landing
PN is offering some of his service photo's?
