Caption competition

[pasta]

From the mysterious device emerged two tentacles. Before Baxter could react they reached out to him, attached themselves to his head, and began to suck out his brain.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Q: Why are these 3 men in mortal danger?
A: None of them are wearing a hi-vis jacket.

[Danny42C]

"If you press it close to your ear, you're supposed to hear the sound of the sea !"

[Danny42C]

"It may be a magnetic mine - are you sure you're de-gaussed ?"

[Danny42C]

"Put it back - you don't know where it's been !"

[NutLoose]

Scoring tomorrow evening subject to sobriety

[Penny Washers]

It keeps saying "Brexit means Brexit" over and over again in Theresa May's voice.

If it is the Brexit bomb, that means it won't go off until the end of March.

[treadigraph]

Nah, it's an Indyref MkII bomb, makes a lot of noise but it'll never go off!

[MPN11]

Fred watched from a distance, giggling quietly. It was obvious they had never seen a Ballcock and Scrunge Mark VIII Bathroom Waste Disposal Unit before.

[ValMORNA]

The Peenemunde boffins deduced that this was definitely not 'one of theirs'.

[Danny42C]

"I think it's the Creature from the Black Lagoon !"

[Danny42C]

"It's saying: "Do Not Resuscitate !"

[MPN11]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

"I reckon it's beyond repair, but British Gas will give you a £50 allowance against a new one, Sir."

[Danny42C]

"H.M.S. Vernon's on the phone, Sir - says can they have their torpedo back - it's the only one they've got !"

[MPN11]

<<< Delete ... slow connection >>>

[MPN11]

"Has anyone seen the rest of the aircraft/ship/submarineZeppelin? It must be around here somewhere!"

[ShyTorque]

"Are you sure this is that faulty tumble dryer Whirlpool wanted us to fix? Hang on, I'm just about to give it a kick"....

[NutLoose]

Runners up are MPN11 with

"I reckon it's beyond repair, but British Gas will give you a £50 allowance against a new one, Sir."

Buster with

Sir. Is it okay for me to get my Tie out from under it?

Pasta was very close to picking up the CS trophy with

Ah, I can see why it didn't go off. Look, it's made by Volkswagen. Their stuff only works properly under laboratory conditions...

But I am going to give it to Danny with

The Manual says: 'Light the Blue Paper and Retire Quickly' ......."I wasn't thinking of PVR so soon !"

Well done Danny

[Buster Hyman]

:d:d:d .

[Danny42C]

Nutloose,

"My cup runneth over" - This is an unexpected honour indeed !

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Buster,

A bit too obscure for me. Explain, please ?

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I am indebted to Geriaviator for permission to reprint this for you to do your worst with (sorry about the bits on the RH margin, but I'm not clever enough to remove them:


Danny.