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Old 9th Mar 2017, 11:55
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From the mysterious device emerged two tentacles. Before Baxter could react they reached out to him, attached themselves to his head, and began to suck out his brain.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 11:59
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Q: Why are these 3 men in mortal danger?
A: None of them are wearing a hi-vis jacket.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 13:31
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"If you press it close to your ear, you're supposed to hear the sound of the sea !"
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 13:34
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"It may be a magnetic mine - are you sure you're de-gaussed ?"
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 13:39
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"Put it back - you don't know where it's been !"
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 16:29
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Scoring tomorrow evening subject to sobriety
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 17:33
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It keeps saying "Brexit means Brexit" over and over again in Theresa May's voice.

If it is the Brexit bomb, that means it won't go off until the end of March.

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Old 9th Mar 2017, 19:02
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Nah, it's an Indyref MkII bomb, makes a lot of noise but it'll never go off!
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 19:57
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Fred watched from a distance, giggling quietly. It was obvious they had never seen a Ballcock and Scrunge Mark VIII Bathroom Waste Disposal Unit before.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 20:29
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The Peenemunde boffins deduced that this was definitely not 'one of theirs'.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 21:42
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"I think it's the Creature from the Black Lagoon !"
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 14:10
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"It's saying: "Do Not Resuscitate !"
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 14:52
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Originally Posted by NutLoose View Post
"I reckon it's beyond repair, but British Gas will give you a 50 allowance against a new one, Sir."
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 17:58
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"H.M.S. Vernon's on the phone, Sir - says can they have their torpedo back - it's the only one they've got !"
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 19:09
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<<< Delete ... slow connection >>>
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 19:10
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"Has anyone seen the rest of the aircraft/ship/submarineZeppelin? It must be around here somewhere!"
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 19:52
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"Are you sure this is that faulty tumble dryer Whirlpool wanted us to fix? Hang on, I'm just about to give it a kick"....
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 23:14
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Runners up are MPN11 with

"I reckon it's beyond repair, but British Gas will give you a 50 allowance against a new one, Sir."
Buster with

Sir. Is it okay for me to get my Tie out from under it?
Pasta was very close to picking up the CS trophy with

Ah, I can see why it didn't go off. Look, it's made by Volkswagen. Their stuff only works properly under laboratory conditions...
But I am going to give it to Danny with

The Manual says: 'Light the Blue Paper and Retire Quickly' ......."I wasn't thinking of PVR so soon !"
Well done Danny
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 23:42
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:d:d:d .
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Old 11th Mar 2017, 12:29
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Nutloose,

"My cup runneth over" - This is an unexpected honour indeed !

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Buster,

A bit too obscure for me. Explain, please ?

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I am indebted to Geriaviator for permission to reprint this for you to do your worst with (sorry about the bits on the RH margin, but I'm not clever enough to remove them:


Danny.

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