Caption competition

[tutgby]

The highways policeman got more than he bargained for when he was ordered into position for the interception of a 'fast moving vehicle'...

[Tac Dee Cent]

Despite having launched a Reliant Robin, the Top Gear team failed miserably with the "turn a jet into a car" challenge.

[FormerFlake]

"Trainee pilot does not quite understand the concept of fast jet pilots always trying to mount every pig they see"

[Dan Gerous]

Hic, me? drinking? 12 hoursh from bottle to shrottle old bean. Now whersh thish line you want me to walk along.

[splitbrain]

Well, the appointed hour is here so without further ado...

3rd
TyroPicard - "Hurry up with that jack - my back's killing me!"

2nd
ZH785 - "Sir, you know when you said the load was so simple that SAC Blogs could do it with his eyes closed....
...Well he can't."

1st
Lafyar Cokov - "When I said I needed one of those things on the roof with flashing lights that made a whining noise - I don't think you quite understood....."

Over to you Lafyar.

[Lafyar Cokov]

I thank you....I thank you all.
(Is two in a row a caption competition record????)
Try this one

[Rocket Chucker]

OH! - Der Aeroplane Krashed!!!!

Well it was only posted a few minutes ago!!!

[212man]

The Irish entry to the Schneider Trophy suffered an early set back whilst departing for the Isle of Wight

[craigJ]

When ordering the specification of the plane I said... 'and an anhedral angle of 30 degrees'...












I meant the friggin wings!!

[brickhistory]

"007, I'm not even going to ask this time............."

[ShyTorque]

Damn! When ATC said QNH 1015, I thought he meant high tide was at quarter past ten.....

[Roadster280]

Paddy's improvised tunnel boring machine still had a few wrinkles to be ironed out, not least the spelling of "OH F**K".

[Hempy]

"aye laddie, that's so we can keep the wings level when we're taking off upstream"

[airborne_artist]

The concept of variable geometry was still in its infancy.

[Airbrake]

The flash flood disappeared as quickly as it had arrived.

[c-bert]

"It's alright Sir, I think she's picked up the scent."

[ACW599]

"Well, Bloggs, how do you think that went?"

[blogger]

The students first Instrument landing was fine until he relised the tide was out.

[PICKS135]

'Brakes are a bit sharp Sir'

[cargosales]

The prototype Thunderbirds Mole wasn't an instant success

or

Brains: "But Mr Tracy, given our overstretch situation, this new machine means we can retire almost half our current fleet with almost no loss in capability"