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Old 18th Feb 2017, 16:21
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A social gaffe is spelling it gaff.
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 17:20
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Not really. The social gaffe in spelling gaffe as gaff is in not ensuring that it didn't get through the spell checker. I shall amend...
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 17:57
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"Are you an astronaut or are you a diver?"

"I'm the bee-keeper, ma'am."
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 18:01
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"I'm diving out of this relationship. She spends too much on curtains."
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 18:24
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I know you've taken your boots off but you're still not dancing with me
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 18:29
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Deeps was rather over dressed for muff diving, Gertrude was not amused.
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 18:34
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Albert kept his gaze fixed on the camera, in case Philomena's appearance cracked one of his portholes.
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 20:37
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Dell and Rodney thought, next year we will come as Batman and Robin to avoid the embarrassment.
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 21:11
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Chinese handcuffs in a Diver's Suit....on top of there being no Fly....were both mitigated by the thing being waterproof.
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 22:58
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He may be weird, but my boyfriend is a pillar of society.
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Old 18th Feb 2017, 23:00
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As revenge for Aquaman having an affair with a mermaid, Lady Philomina stitched his cape to his ankles.
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 04:08
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Despite having gone out with Gertrude for many months, Bertie was still amazed at how long she could hold her breath!
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 07:42
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It was a strange relationship but Cyril never noticed the smell of fish.
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 08:04
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No one will tell you that you have a personal freshness problem, but if you look closely, they may give you clues.
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 08:52
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That's the last time I allow the groom's mother to chose the bridesmaids' dresses.
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 10:17
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The only surviving cover photo from the mis-typeset "Lady Chatterley's Diver".
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Always willing to please, Jack poses for a photo for the Mother in Law
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 10:25
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Compromises were made and his dreams of being photographed on his plinth were shattered
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 10:47
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He wasn't kidding when he said he didn't like them using a flash!
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"There's a strange smell coming from this rug, Charles."

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