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Old 20th Feb 2017, 20:50
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"Well, my mother told me I should always wear protection"
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 22:18
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I think something went wrong whilst transposing the new bone dome design from Imperial to metric
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Old 21st Feb 2017, 03:17
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"Ello darling, fancy a shag?"*


*sounding oddly muted, muffled and tinny
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Old 21st Feb 2017, 03:19
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Cyril realised there was something very fishy in his new halitosis treatment.
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Old 21st Feb 2017, 07:13
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We cannot cure your Tourette's, but we can make it less socially awkward.
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Old 21st Feb 2017, 12:54
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Gertrude was secretly relieved at Cyril's passive aggressive response to being asked to wear a suit, because it meant she couldn't hear his whingeing.
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Old 21st Feb 2017, 19:00
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"Annabel, I can't breathe."
"Would it help if I blew down your tube?"
"Probably not, but it's a good way to go."
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Old 21st Feb 2017, 19:22
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Mary wasn't sure about the extra capacity Billy Connolly trousers...
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Old 22nd Feb 2017, 11:38
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Well I think that's had a good run. Almost impossible to pick between any of them, but the one that tickled my fancy as soon as I read it was:

Art E. Fischler-Reisen with:

Traumatised as a boy, Denis took measures to avoid having to kiss Aunty Valerie's moustache ever again.

Congrats etc and the CST is in your court!
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Old 22nd Feb 2017, 11:41
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Oh, that came out of the blue! Well done, Sir.
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Old 22nd Feb 2017, 16:11
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Please remind me again, where is Roswell?
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Old 23rd Feb 2017, 10:48
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Yea, I figured 5-6 days and 5-6 pages was enough.
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Old 23rd Feb 2017, 11:00
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No response, do you think he is still in shock??
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Old 23rd Feb 2017, 15:14
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No, he's looking for the release, to exit the suit.
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Old 23rd Feb 2017, 16:30
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Sorry, only just got a message about my win. I'm presently on an unexpected survival exercise, many miles from home, in the teeth of storm Doris and therefore will be totally unable to contribute a new photo for some days to come.

Traffic, many thanks; I'd be grateful if another worthy recipient could be nominated.
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Old 23rd Feb 2017, 17:27
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Harrummph ... work intervening in important matters! Enjoy the EX, AEFR
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Old 23rd Feb 2017, 19:35
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Work.....how very droll!
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Old 23rd Feb 2017, 19:43
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Survival Exercise, that old lame excuse ...... Down to Traffic to award 2nd place then
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Old 24th Feb 2017, 06:24
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Ok then, since Art is uniquely indisposed, I'll divert the CST to

622 for his appropriately Stiggy:

Early press shot for 'Top Gear' clearly shows the Stig was in from the beginning!
Over to you then Sir!
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Old 24th Feb 2017, 06:55
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Ooo, many thanks..I will post something suitable later today!
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