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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 18:06
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"No, it's supposed to be Wood and Walters, not Warders!"
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 18:22
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Sorry it didn't come with a pin to hold it on.
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 21:31
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Apparently the collars are to stop them licking their balls, so that's my job!
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 21:37
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Not bleakly,
Not meekly-
Beat me on the bottom with the Yeoman's weekly-
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 21:41
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"Excuse me ma'am, but if it is yours, you shouldn't be feeling a right tit."
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Old 3rd Feb 2017, 05:58
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This reminds me of when I accidentally joined the SAS...
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Old 3rd Feb 2017, 14:35
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"And this one's for not being a Good Girl !"
 
Old 3rd Feb 2017, 14:43
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"It gets you an entrée into all the best places !"
 
Old 3rd Feb 2017, 14:46
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"My Brown Owl woud not have approved !"
 
Old 3rd Feb 2017, 14:48
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"Five blokes to one girl ? - that's overkill !"
 
Old 3rd Feb 2017, 15:15
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Victoria was extremely impressed by the uniforms of the dinner ladies at Eton.
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Old 3rd Feb 2017, 18:57
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"And I'm the own-leee woman !"

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Old 4th Feb 2017, 01:17
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"Yes Ma'am, we guard anyone called Victoria!"
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Old 4th Feb 2017, 10:12
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Even when standing on a prostrate warder, Victoria seems a little on the short side.
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Old 4th Feb 2017, 10:36
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(Warder second from right)

"Ooh, I'm getting a Victoria Wood"

VW: "You'll get a kick in it if you get it any closer to my nice new black coat!"
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Old 4th Feb 2017, 11:39
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"We're all prostate Warders here - it's an age thing"
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Old 4th Feb 2017, 11:45
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Which way to the Brexit?
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Old 4th Feb 2017, 12:47
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"Well, they kicked me out of the Royal Enclosure with this, so I thought I'd try it on this lot !"
 
Old 4th Feb 2017, 12:49
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"It's amazing what you can get out of a Christmas cracker these days !"
 
Old 4th Feb 2017, 12:53
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"No, Madam, you're supposed to put it on your prize cow".......(thinks) ...... "Oh, dear !"
 


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