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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 08:58
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Well, chaps, the Judging Panel have met and pronounced on the Caption Competition which I am sure everyone realised featured an archive photo of Short Bros' first attempt at building a Tincano from Brazilian plans - "Look at the state o'you" exclaimed Mr Short jnr.

The quality of entries was extraordinarily high, with Buster Hyman, Wensleydale, Satco's Whipping Boy, ShyTorqe, Javelinboy, MPN11, 622, Traffic Is Er Was, and Lancelot de Boyles appearing in the short-list.

After much heart-ache and manipulation, the Panel unanimously decided that:

In 3rd Place, Traffic_Er_Is_Was with "Subscribing to the 'just in time' manufacturing ethos, the wings, tail, control surfaces etc, would all be fitted once take off speed was reached."

In 2nd Place, Lancelot_de_Boyles with "Owning a share in an aircraft seemed to make sense, initially..."

And the Winner of the Coffman Starter Trophy is Wensleydale, with "John was beginning to realise that the software in his 3D printer needed to be updated."

Congratulations, Wensleydale - the CST is in the post, and you have control.
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 11:22
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Gosh - thanks. Lets kick off with a couple of national institutions:


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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 12:15
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And with her inclusion, that made 6 ruffs..
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 12:24
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 12:29
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Yeoman 1 ... "Well, I wood."
Yeoman 2 ... "You mean 'would'."
Yeoman 1 ... "Speak for yourself."
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 13:10
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Theresa wished to demonstrate her unceasing support for the British Forces !
 
Old 2nd Feb 2017, 13:20
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No, its not a Victoria Cross but that's what I'm going to call it.

(Victoria Wood CBE sadly missed)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Wood
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 13:27
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"They told me Prince Harry was here, but I seem to have got in with the wrong lot !"
 
Old 2nd Feb 2017, 13:29
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"Well the colour of their uniforms matches the rosette I won at the Agricultural Show !"
 
Old 2nd Feb 2017, 13:34
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"I'm going to cancel my subscription to that dating agency !"
 
Old 2nd Feb 2017, 13:44
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"My Goodness....they stood Tall last Evening too!".
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 14:08
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 14:48
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"Which one of you is Barry?"
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"When they said they were going to have woman Yeomen Warders, I wasn't expecting that!"
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 15:40
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"Well yes, I did say I wanted to see their heads on platters."
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 15:40
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"The red one? ahh... that's my best in show at Crufts"
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 15:43
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Sun Headline:

"Victoria Wood fills the R's hole"
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 16:46
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Old 2nd Feb 2017, 16:50
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No.3: "Serves me right - shouldn't have joined if I can't take a joke !"
 


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