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"Ahhhhh.. there is nothing like the smell of freshly mown grass in the morning"
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"Ahhhhh.. there is nothing like the smell of freshly mown grass in the morning"
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"line up chaps, fried onions for lunch today"
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"Jones looked on at the Captain's and realised that NBC in their case meant, Not a Bloody Clue"
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Smithers realised that by holding his nose and breathing in, he could collapse the sides of his jodhpurs.
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The general was incandescent that his officers took the p1ss with the gas drills, especially with Smithers taking the Mickey wearing his hat.
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Here you see demonstrated, L to R, the first 6 stages of Respirator Drill. We have excluded Stage 7 which shows Lt Hawking coughing and wheezing, as his respirator is incorrectly fitted.
Here you see demonstrated, L to R, the first 6 stages of Respirator Drill. We have excluded Stage 7 which shows Lt Hawking coughing and wheezing, as his respirator is incorrectly fitted.
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Jones in the centre looks down forlornly at his testicles that he coughed up during the last gas attack.
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No. 2 ... "Oh, look up there ... one of those aeroplane things."
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