Caption competition

[Arm out the window]

Tubular Belles

[c52]

They forgot to rewrite the rules when we went co-ed: "Boys are strictly forbidden to race with torpedoes."

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Barnes-Wallis's calculations indicated his new torpedo needed to be launched at precisely 52 knots if it was to skip over the nets. This was proving difficult to achieve during the early trials, especially without breaking any nails, or ruining a perm.

[Buster Hyman]

Why do they call it a Jewish torpedo?

[Pontius Navigator]

BH, no, it is a mould for the latest London Rubber Company product.

[Wander00]

You forgot the K-Y jelly - Oh, just use axle grease

[Danny42C]

"♫..... And the Belles of Hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling / For You and not for Me....."♫

[NutLoose]

Having heard of the Japanese manned suicide Torpedo, the Royal Navy trial their efforts.

[Dan Gerous]

Hey girls, have any of you seen Dr Strangelove?

[Dan Gerous]

We'll paint it pink, and do our tribute to Spinal Tap at the Naafi bop tonight.

[NutLoose]

The Royal Navy Bobsleigh team plan to make a Big Bang at this years Olympics.

[Pontius Navigator]

Jonesy said they don't like it up '3m, I hope they don't like this too

[Danny42C]

"All together now - TWO-SIX !"

[Danny42C]

"Oooh, Gertie - it says it 'runs deep' !"

[622]

(Male Officer stood at rear): And what do you intend to do with that Ladies?


"...The same thing we would often like to tell you to do Sir !"

[Danny42C]

"Well, we got it on the Swordfish all right, but then the poor old thing couldn't get off the ground !"

[Buster Hyman]

Oh, I thought you said Ram the torpedoes.

[DON T]

"Wouldn't it be safer pushing this thing the other way around."

[Penny Washers]

"Its going to take an awful lot of lipstick to get a ring round this one."

[Danny42C]

"Well, Ma'am did tell us we could have it if we could find a use for it - and she was beaming from ear to ear !"