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After that first lingering kiss, Boko found she was completely captivated by him. She longed to tear open his white coat, and run her fingers through his chest fur, looking for some nits they could share together. And was that a banana in his pocket, or was he just pleased to see her? She knew which she would prefer . . . .
How she wished that ape with the clipboard would leave them on their own for a moment.
Fifty Shades of Chimp will be published on the 1st April next.
How she wished that ape with the clipboard would leave them on their own for a moment.
Fifty Shades of Chimp will be published on the 1st April next.
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The moment in the film, The Planet of the Apes, when Caesar finally speaks.
"G...G....G....G........Gizz a fag"
"G...G....G....G........Gizz a fag"
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"Don't worry about me, Doc. You need someone to do something about your squint."
You know what Smithers, if he holds his chin up and his neck like so, I can see the pattern on the tablecloth.
Bobo was prepared to do whatever it took to make it into the space program, and he didn't care who he'd have to screw to get there.
Dr Nash, not realising what closing one eye and squinting signifies in chimp society, about to qualify for a face transplant.
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"I'm worried, Doc. Why is he wearing a radiation monitoring tag?"
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"I am NOT a Gnome, and stop calling me Big Ears"