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Old 7th Jan 2017, 22:32
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Sgt Spogs last bout of the diarrhoea was a little more violent than anyone expected.
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 00:20
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Clearly, you haven't understood the term 'Prop wash' Hoskins.
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 03:05
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 03:08
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"Ok, you three pin him down and then shorty 'ere will squeeze the three zits on his back"....

sorry I just had too.
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 04:04
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After having literally given the shirts off their backs, Defence personnel contemplate yet another cut back.
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 04:13
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I have never been so glad to be on the ground !
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 07:28
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...and then I told Sir Stuart that we didn't have any more toilet paper.
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 08:29
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"I always said these were so slow we'd probably get a bird strike from behind....."
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 09:12
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OK Bloggs, no more baked beans for you this week
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 10:07
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Strange how the anti-tail strike fairing isn't even scratched...
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 10:54
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"Maybe next time, Ghost Rider, you'll listen when we tell you the pattern is full!"
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 13:57
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BA will use this to justify Height/Weight Standards for Cabin Crew!
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 14:10
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"Damn' White Ants again - the little blighters get everywhere !"
 
Old 8th Jan 2017, 15:40
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Ok that must be what they really meant when they said "Skin inspection required".
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Old 8th Jan 2017, 16:12
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"All right, you can punch your way out of a paper bag, Hoskins !"
 
Old 8th Jan 2017, 20:14
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It's those damned lithium batteries...whatever they are.
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Old 9th Jan 2017, 14:28
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"I told you - that cabin altitude indicator was u/s !"
 
Old 9th Jan 2017, 18:39
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I told you that naming it the "Rainbow Warrior" wasn't a good idea!
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Old 9th Jan 2017, 20:25
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Ok, will score it on Wednesday if all are agreeable.
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Old 10th Jan 2017, 08:33
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There's always a sting in the tail to every story, and that building was one storey too high.

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