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Old 12th Jan 2017, 13:44
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 14:34
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If your eye sight is that bad how can you judge mine?
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 14:46
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Pilot training for him....as he cannot walk and carry a Nav Bag at the same time!
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 14:51
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 15:34
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 15:42
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This is Specsavers.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 16:57
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 16:58
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 16:59
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"Softly, softly, catchee monkey !"
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 17:03
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 17:13
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"No more of that monkey-business around here now, Hoskins !"
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 17:22
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 17:39
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"Look here, Chimp - if you don't open your mouth, we won't be able to test this new-fangled electric toothbrush to see if it makes all your teeth fall out. Can't understand why you're being so uncooperative."
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 17:46
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"When they sent us here to Roswell to carry out tests on something "vaguely humanoid", this wasn't exactly what I expected."
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 17:57
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"Look left, Chimp. No, LEFT! ..... Look right. RIGHT! Oh dear, it's always the same with student pilots."
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 19:39
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"Softly, softly, catchee monkey !"
"I am an Ape, not a Monkey. Are there any vacancies in the RAF Regiment?"

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Old 12th Jan 2017, 19:42
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 21:34
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"Sorry mate, those teeth are too perfect, you do not qualify for Her Majesty's service."
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 21:38
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Just a couple seconds more and your wallets mine..
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 22:05
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The Boffins thought if they could keep the Chimp's Mind from wandering....the technique could prevent Pilots from doing the same.
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