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Old 7th Jan 2017, 11:11
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Not to worry, the Brits think of everything and apparently parts are interchangeable with a Range Rover. See there... Lucas electrics.
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 13:46
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Silent, in wild surmise ?
 
Old 7th Jan 2017, 13:49
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"I've heard of Explosive Decompression, but this is ridiculous !"
 
Old 7th Jan 2017, 13:51
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"Own up ! - who threw a fag-end down the Elsan ?"
 
Old 7th Jan 2017, 13:52
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Told you we should've bought a Boeing!
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 16:19
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Bit of bodge tape and NFF for the 700.
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 16:26
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Design flaw? what design flaw, the aircraft can be reused, so what's the problem
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 16:32
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"Hmm... if we make the other side look just the same, I reckon they'll never notice."
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 16:41
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"Pilot reckons they had a birdstrike - from the position of the hole, I reckon it must've been a harrier."
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 16:46
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"The pilot reported 'jagged holes in empennage'... if we knew where the empennage was, we'd be a lot closer to finding them."
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 16:52
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The Fire Section finally recognise the perils of playing volleyball close to aircraft.
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 17:17
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"Bloggs, how many times have I told you? When you do the walk-round, look but don't touch."
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 17:34
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"The NDT team say it won't travel any further."
"The hole?"
"No, the aircraft."
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 17:42
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"Let that be a lesson to you - when you're swinging the compass, don't let go."
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 19:46
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I feel sorry for the poor chap on the left having to hold it up on his own.


NOT A CAPTION
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 20:06
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Told you, square windows will lead to fatigue failure
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 20:36
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How many movers does it take to break an aircraft?
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 20:39
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A tug, a towbar, 3 LAC's and 2 cases of beer........what could possibly go wrong ?
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 20:40
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You think that's bad ? You should what the aircraft he ran over while descending on final approach, looks like
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 20:43
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Might as well stand here, suppers going to have to wait until they rebuild the mess hall.....after this clown ran over it with his aeroplane.
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