Caption competition

[Wander00]

When I said I fancied a ride with a cougar this was not what I had in mind

[Danny42C]

Department of Lame Excuses.

"I think the catapult elastic must have bust, Sir, and....."

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

(Union Jack is uncharacteristically quiet while the Silent Service is being mercillesly slandered).

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by ShyTorque

Adams had forgotten which ship he was delivering to

[Kiltrash]

Grafitti ....So exacty where on the insurance report??

[Kiltrash]

Repotrs to Air|Boss

Well last night is was clean

[Kiltrash]

I only stopped at the traffic lights in Liverpool for a moment

[SASless]

It was very easy to spot the RAF Exchange Officer's Aircraft....both by Logo and style of Parking.

[Pontius Navigator]

George W, rejected by the Navy

[MPN11]

"Has anyone done a weight check after all that?"

[Pontius Navigator]

I said splash a bit of white on the blue to make it look more natural. I meant For Over The Sea

[andytug]

"When I said label any faults, Bloggs, I meant with the aircraft!"

[Danny42C]

"I think it's called 'being at cross purposes', Hoskins !"

[JAVELINBOY]

Tests using the Anti Graffiti Suits were not very promising

[c52]

With any luck, it's water-soluble. Drop the aircraft into the ocean and we'll tow it along for a few days.

[Buster Hyman]

Gee, that looks like the graffiti we used to paint on bombs in WWII, just before we dropped them on the enemy.
Here's your new orders.
Thanks.....say, what's this about Kamikaze?

[Chef Bruz]

little known USN urban camouflage testing

[Dan Gerous]

Thistle dryve the spolling pendants nutts.

[JAVELINBOY]

Now hear this Now hear this Master Tech Kilroy report to the Bridge ASAP

[Penny Washers]

It's called 'Distraction Camouflage.'

While the enemy is trying to make out the words, he'll be a sitting duck!

[Buster Hyman]

Look, I don't want you to think I'm complaining about how fast you maintenance guys work but...