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Old 16th Jul 2007, 21:50
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Now about these flying fish......
 
Old 16th Jul 2007, 21:51
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"I think he's just messin' about, but he walks backwards and says he designed the glider in his bathroom mirror"
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Old 17th Jul 2007, 06:45
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Ok, you proved it, a full-sized replica of a sycamore seed works. Now what?
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Old 17th Jul 2007, 07:37
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Son, where did you bury the winch..
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Old 17th Jul 2007, 07:45
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"Tell me again what you did with the winch?"
"I told you, dad; it's in the sand!"
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Old 17th Jul 2007, 11:28
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"High Tide? Ooh, I'd give you another 20 minutes before you need your floats mate.
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Old 17th Jul 2007, 14:18
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The advertising agency had got the pitch for the new Beechcraft completely wrong.....
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Old 17th Jul 2007, 14:39
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"Say that again Dad, you want me to pull it how fast?!?"
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Old 17th Jul 2007, 16:26
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There I was nothing on the clock but the makers name
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Old 17th Jul 2007, 16:57
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The Irish kit built glider had been supplied with the wrong size right wing.
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Old 17th Jul 2007, 17:22
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After the introduction of the Euro the dyslexic dutchman didn't know what to do with his old gilders - so he just dumped them on a beach.....
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Old 20th Jul 2007, 03:50
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gimme a K "K"
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Old 20th Jul 2007, 03:57
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Birdstrike I can explain, but donkey strike.....
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Old 20th Jul 2007, 21:49
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My apologies for not posting on 27 Jun......completely passed me by!! Thank you c-bert and I'm honoured!! Just have to wait another 202 pages before submitting again!
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Old 21st Jul 2007, 08:52
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Creech AFB's latest publicity poster:

'The UK's latest UAV is so simple, even kids can fly it!'
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Old 21st Jul 2007, 21:48
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The Results from the GASFITTING Jury.


In 3rd place: pohm1 with
"The conehead child led the attack on earth, but unfortunately, the Men In Black were waiting...."
In 2nd place: MAD Boom with
'The UK's latest UAV is so simple, even kids can fly it!'
THE WINNER: c-bert with
"Say that again Dad, you want me to pull it how fast?!?"
So, c-bert, 'very well done' and it's over to you!
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Old 22nd Jul 2007, 04:21
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Hey GasFitter, whats the deal?

I give you first place, and you give me a lousy third!!

!!!

P1
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Old 22nd Jul 2007, 12:54
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Thank you, thank you. I'd like to thank God, my mother and the manufacturers of pepperami. 150% meat? How is that possible?

Anyway, standby for next image....
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Old 22nd Jul 2007, 13:01
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Apologies for the poor quality picture, I am running out of material!




To be judged when I remember...probably around Thursday.
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Old 22nd Jul 2007, 13:09
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