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The Lynch-on-Stoke Feminism Defense Corps newly formed Firing Squad, took up arms for use against perpetrators of captions violating the ban against Politically Correct Posts.
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" Look, all I know is I was told to form a women's police dog unit and your it"
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Remembering an arms drill instructor bawling at the troops (modified)
" I said Strike and Seize the weapon!"
"You're holding that rifle like a virgin holding a navvy's penis"
"I do beg your pardon Madam"
" I said Strike and Seize the weapon!"
"You're holding that rifle like a virgin holding a navvy's penis"
"I do beg your pardon Madam"
NO You cannot have one in Purple to match your eyes
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NoYou cannot have a left handed rifle
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No Mrs Jones, I know your husband is the butcher but a bribe of a 'bit of scrag and middle' does not get you off drill
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NoYou cannot have a left handed rifle
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No Mrs Jones, I know your husband is the butcher but a bribe of a 'bit of scrag and middle' does not get you off drill
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"Have I heard anything about a draft dodging drag queen, Sergeant? Well, if you said "Eyes right" I could give you a hint!"
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Nice piece of arse there Mildred, some girls have all the luck
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Chest Out the Man said.....the Troops immediately thought of Decades gone by!
