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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 19:53
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The "Mad Minute" ?
 
Old 3rd Dec 2016, 22:34
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Specs speed camera, three o'clock, ten yards, in your own time, five rounds, commence firing.
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 22:37
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Hi Hun....... Nooo it's the wife not the hun hun..... second thoughts... engage target
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 01:58
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"But Captain Mainwaring... I keep shouting BANG! and they just keep on flying!"
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Come in number 71, your time is.... take as long as you need fellas
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After reports of assaults by London cabbies, Uber drivers take drastic measures to protect themselves.
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 09:13
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The Mercedes interview process for driving with Hamilton.
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 09:29
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One way to avoid red lights.

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Relax back there, it's running a bit rich.
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In a mistaken order, troops of the BEF attack the German Blitzkrieg spearheads in a Sedan, rather than at Sedan.
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 15:00
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"Cab Section - Line Astern, Line Astern, Go !"
 
Old 4th Dec 2016, 15:06
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"Postillion, discharge your Blunderbuss ! (unless, that is, you've been Struck by Lightning) !"
 
Old 4th Dec 2016, 16:23
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"The air is thick with bullets, Sir."
"Hmmm ... looks more like pollution to me. Is this a diesel taxi?"
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 17:36
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Ahh, Home Guard Style AAA...

"Up two three four - Aim two three four - Bang! two three four - Down two three four"
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 17:53
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"I do not know what effect these troops may have on the enemy - but by God they frighten me !"
 
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Jim and his friends do their best to persuade the Amazon drone to leave its lamp-post perch and deliver his Christmas parcel.
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The usual peace and tranquility were disturbed when a Rock-Ape moved into No 2 Lancaster Square.
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"On next week's 'Nightmare Neighbours Next Door'..."
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Thames Valley Police Neighborhood Watch commence armed patrols of Council Estates
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"This wasn't exactly what I had on mind when I suggested a weekend shooting party on a local Estate, Caruthers."
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Been to Liverpool before have you?
"Yes, I come here occasionally to visit my hub-caps."
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