Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Wait till you see the whites of their eyes !"

[Danny42C]

"I think we should fix bayonets and charge 'em, Sarge !"

[Wensleydale]

Road Angel carries out trials on its first anti-traffic warden system.

[andytug]

Consternation was caused in the village when the German paratrooper that Bloggs claimed to have downed was revealed to be a pair of Mrs Scroggins bloomers that had blown away in the wind.......

[Penny Washers]

Anti drone measures are being introduced in Slough

[Danny42C]

"The clock's still running - who's going to pay off the cabbie when we get back ?"

[Danny42C]

"Shoulder to shoulder means concentrated fire -
So stay in formation, and the Huns will soon tire !"

[Danny42C]

"Cpl Jones was right - they don't like it up 'em !"

[Danny42C]

"Feu-de-Joie ?"

[Danny42C]

"I think Pike's still a bit gun-shy !"

[Danny42C]

"I shot a bullet in the air......a Heinkel fell I know not where !"

[Danny42C]

"It's our Barrage Balloon, you eejits !"

[SASless]

This is not the "Shot Gunning" I remember from my days in Haight-Asbury!

[Danny42C]

"Never mind - it's good practice for them for the firing party at the funeral next week !"

[Danny42C]

"No, No, Hoskins - that's the Liver Bird ! - didn't you hear it squawk ?"......" No sir, I just thought it was your Liverpool accent !"

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by Danny42C

"No, No, Hoskins - that's the Liver Bird ! - didn't you hear it squawk ?"......" No sir, I just thought it was your Liverpool accent !"

Must have been a virgin passing by if it flapped its wings and squawked?

[Danny42C]

"Hail, blithe Spirit - bird thou never wert "

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

PN (your #39743),

Don't think it will be "passing by" anywhere soon - it's been on its perch for 105 years now !

(Tried to lift pic from Wiki to show you [Google: "Liver Bird Liverpool"], could do it once, seem to have lost the touch now).

Danny.

[Pontius Navigator]

Danny, know it well, the bird that is not the virgin, we lived on the sensible side.

[c52]

"Now, Captain, if you've trained the Home Guard chappies properly, when they see soldiers driving around in commandeered vehicles and shooting, they'll rush out of their houses and kill, no questions asked, won't they? This is an important test of your competence as a trainer."

[Danny42C]

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

PN,

Ah, now I understand ! (bit slow on the uptake these days !)

Danny.