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Old 4th Dec 2016, 19:36
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"On next week's 'Nightmare Neighbours Next Door'..."
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 19:51
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Thames Valley Police Neighborhood Watch commence armed patrols of Council Estates
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 20:18
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"This wasn't exactly what I had on mind when I suggested a weekend shooting party on a local Estate, Caruthers."
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 20:23
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman View Post
Been to Liverpool before have you?
"Yes, I come here occasionally to visit my hub-caps."
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 20:41
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I say Chaps...when the thing is supersonic you must aim well...like really well ahead of the aircraft.....and never mind the noise...it is like the OIC....it takes a while to catch up!
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 21:24
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Birmingham Council display their no-tolerance approach to satellite dishes in conservation areas.
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Old 4th Dec 2016, 22:05
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Vauxhall still refuse to recall the new Zafira Cabriolet, despite reports of spontaneous fire.
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 08:53
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St Ives Town Council employs new measures to stop the Seagulls nicking the visitors' chips!
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 09:32
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<not a caption>

Huntingdon County Council Council employs new measures to stop Seagulls establishing a breeding colony.

<Now heading off on holiday, missing y'all already. Have fun!>
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 09:55
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"When the clays have run out, I reckon chimney pots are fair game."
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 09:56
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Hodges THIS is how we put those lights out, now out of my way.
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 10:00
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The local Fire Brigade was too busy to rescue the cat from the tree, so the Home Guard tried out an entirely new method.
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 10:18
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"We have to install a bathroom extractor fan in every house on the estate, and cutting the 4" holes in the walls with diamond core drills would usually cost a fortune," said a Birmingham City Council spokesman. "This is not only faster and cheaper - it's much more fun!"
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 12:26
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Ok, time to call this one. A close second was PingDit with his Dad's Army reference, but just pipped by Out Of Trim with
Ahh, Home Guard Style AAA...

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Old 5th Dec 2016, 19:55
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Out of Trim,

A Worthy Winner !

Danny.
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 20:47
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Oh my! Thanks chaps.

I've never won this before.. And, didn't expect to win; so nothing prepared! If anyone has a new picture ready? Please feel free..
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 20:53
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Damn I never got to use my "This is much more fun than beating the Piñata"
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 22:02
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There seems to be a brief void, so might I offer this ?

HFD
(Edited to add: this seems to be the story: http://www.check-six.com/Crash_Sites...edSeminole.htm)

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Old 5th Dec 2016, 22:12
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It'll buff out.
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 22:14
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