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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 08:42
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The Glorious 12th Foot and Mouth set off for the Moors
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 08:43
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There's that damned pigeon that dropped this huge load on the car roof - get it!
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 08:51
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"No, Pike, we can't do it quietly."
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 09:54
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I wouldn't say "Technical", more Heath Robinson.
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 10:10
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 10:12
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"I think we should fix bayonets and charge 'em, Sarge !"
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 10:26
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Road Angel carries out trials on its first anti-traffic warden system.
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 13:25
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Consternation was caused in the village when the German paratrooper that Bloggs claimed to have downed was revealed to be a pair of Mrs Scroggins bloomers that had blown away in the wind.......
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:04
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Anti drone measures are being introduced in Slough
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:27
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"The clock's still running - who's going to pay off the cabbie when we get back ?"
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:30
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"Shoulder to shoulder means concentrated fire -
So stay in formation, and the Huns will soon tire !"
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:35
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:45
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:46
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"I think Pike's still a bit gun-shy !"
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:48
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"I shot a bullet in the air......a Heinkel fell I know not where !"
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:52
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"It's our Barrage Balloon, you eejits !"
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:56
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This is not the "Shot Gunning" I remember from my days in Haight-Asbury!
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 14:56
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"Never mind - it's good practice for them for the firing party at the funeral next week !"
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 15:06
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"No, No, Hoskins - that's the Liver Bird ! - didn't you hear it squawk ?"......" No sir, I just thought it was your Liverpool accent !"
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 15:32
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Originally Posted by Danny42C View Post
"No, No, Hoskins - that's the Liver Bird ! - didn't you hear it squawk ?"......" No sir, I just thought it was your Liverpool accent !"
Must have been a virgin passing by if it flapped its wings and squawked?
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