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Old 29th Nov 2016, 20:12
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With Ginger impersonating the "Spirit of Ecstasy", the C of G was perfect...

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Old 29th Nov 2016, 20:17
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"Well this is the last rivet - and it's definitely not golden...."
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 20:58
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Following on from MPN11 (#39612),

"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"

 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 21:17
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I say Mitchell, old chap, would it not have been easier just to hire a wind tunnel for a few hours?
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 21:19
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How much faster do you think it will go once we get in and start the engine?
Not much!
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 21:22
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Experiments with providing a rest crew during extremely long range missions proved problematic in terms of accommodation.
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 22:33
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Have you found the Snake yet?
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 22:34
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Where's the bloody door?
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 22:35
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Chap on wing to chap in cockpit: Rodger...I know what you're thinking...stop it right now! This is the modern Navy you know...
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 22:36
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Hoist us back up, the water's too cold.
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 01:01
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The trouble is, we only need 3 men to get it in and out of the water. During ops, we only need the pilot, and I'm not too sure even about that.
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 01:04
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Chap in cockpit: Hoskins, what do you mean, "You've just dropped the key"?
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 01:07
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Surely there's an easier way to do a compass swing?
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 01:14
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Sadly, all too soon, No. 7's time was up.
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 02:36
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The BAE Overwater Navigation Simulator seemed a bit short on Software....but aye God Woodrow....you could actually hear the Sea before completing the Start Engine Checklist.
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 02:45
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Hang on. Isn't this a 4 crew kite?
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 04:17
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"Nav to Pilot.....Nav to Pilot.....Skipper....Jones just went Feet Wet!".
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 05:37
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CAP'N- I canna give you more power- I've dropped the di- lithium crystal !
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 08:34
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Chap atop the wing "By Jove, Roger, I do believe I can see your house from here!"
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 08:38
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