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Old 26th Nov 2016, 08:15
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The one horsepower trolly was just about sufficient to start the jets
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 08:58
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On your marks, get set, last one there will be Ass end Charlie
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 09:04
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When the collective heard there was to be a line up of Farmers they wasted no time in preparing their contribution.
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 09:07
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The latest GPU (Ground Poop Unit) was environmentally friendly but slightly underpowered....
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 09:08
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Scroggins, stop cleaning your donkey's ass with my pitot!
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 09:54
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"I said bring a jack, you ass"
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 09:55
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"We tried to camouflage the horse, and when Hoskins gets out of hospital, we will try again"
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 10:39
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Ahh, but this one comes with both a variable geometry intake, and a vectoring thrust exhaust!
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 10:42
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What is the difference between these two weapons of war?
One darts into the fray.
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 11:07
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"What's the horse for?"
"To pull the cart"
"What's the cart for?."
"To collect the horses sh*t"
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 11:12
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"NAAFI WAAAAAGON!!!!!!!"
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 11:25
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When Jacob, slightly hard of hearing, heard they were getting rid of ****e Farmers rushed over with his ****e Waggon.
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 12:03
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The Pilots usually run fast when they get the word to go. Nobody wants to get an ugly one.
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 12:21
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Horse: "Why have they all got erections? I never thought I was that pretty."
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 13:49
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"It's OK but just a little too prone to PIOs in eeyore....
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 13:52
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Probably the only recorded case of an air force putting the horse before the cart.......
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 14:28
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The SWO, having given up on bicycles, opted for a self steering method of transport to ensure he did in fact find his way to work each day.
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 17:30
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"Well, whaddya expect in this one-hoss dump ?"
 
Old 26th Nov 2016, 19:09
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Retaining the horse drawn starter cart had benefits for the Station Commanders rose garden
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Old 26th Nov 2016, 20:01
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"Excellent disguise, 007."
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