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Old 20th Nov 2016, 01:15
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Any last words Sir?
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 01:16
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Well, if the Nazi's could do it with the Komet, then we thought we could do it to the Ruskies.
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 01:17
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Looks can be deceiving Sir. At Mach 3 this baby stretches out to the size of a F104!
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 03:56
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 05:56
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Kick the tyres and light the fi.......oh wait...Don't kick the tyres!
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 06:23
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 07:37
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And when you get this baby up to 88mph...oh, never mind
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 08:51
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 09:28
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And with the Flymo attachment, it can be used on grass strips.
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 09:39
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Bernie Ecclestone explains to Heath Robinson why it doesn't conform to the F1 construction rules
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 10:19
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:09
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:13
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:24
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:30
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:50
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Last edited by MPN11; 20th Nov 2016 at 17:55. Reason: Ftext removed to enhance clarity of jolly good caption!
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 12:05
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Originally Posted by MPN11 View Post
(PS: How do you copy the picture in full, as we're now 3 pages downstream?)
In Firefox browser, right-click on original image then "Copy Image Location" ... then "insert image" in new post and paste the image location into the pop-up. Like this:

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