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Old 16th Nov 2016, 20:53
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I hear there's a proposal to legislate to require electric planes make a noise, so that people know we're coming.
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Old 16th Nov 2016, 20:56
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For the well-heeled and discerning refugee - jump the queue with our new 'aeroplane'!
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Old 16th Nov 2016, 21:02
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"This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Hoskins !"
 
Old 16th Nov 2016, 21:06
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Algie invited me to a cocktail party on his yacht this afternoon - never landed on a boat before but first time for everything, what? Might be a thing of the future! Always was a bit of a trendsetter.
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Old 16th Nov 2016, 21:09
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Hmmm Hoskins, thought this was the nudey beach.
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Old 16th Nov 2016, 21:10
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Yes, we're quite safe here. The Royal Navy don't have any missiles any more ... come to think of it they don't have any ships either.
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 00:25
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But you said we were going to buzz the nude beach.......
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 00:59
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"Yes that was a boat............. I say, that must make us a Maritime Reconnaissance Aircraft, quick, break out the rations."
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 01:04
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"Damn, we've lost the engine, I'm going to have to do a dead prick landing"

"Don't you mean dead stick old boy"

"Nooooooo, if he doesn't move soon it'll be a dead prick"
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 01:26
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"Instrumentation's not needed, old boy - I know I've gotten to Vne when my hat blows off!"
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 02:17
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Perverts!!!
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 02:18
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I call photoshop! There's far too much of that girls legs showing!
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 02:18
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Now, where did you say that you saw that Swiss Aircraft Carrier again?
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 07:59
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So now you know why we had extra atrong beans for breakfast..... think I will call it VTOL
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 08:17
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Okay Yuri, that's enough 'Hearts & Minds' for one day. Let's head back to the Kuznetsov.
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 08:47
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 08:49
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"Ballast old boy... no wait up, we need to make it sound official, how does Navigator sound?"
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 10:06
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"Round-out's a bit too soon this time, Hoskins - try again !"
 
Old 17th Nov 2016, 10:12
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"They all look a bit too young ... try further up the beach."
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Old 17th Nov 2016, 10:16
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It was cramped and uncomfortable, but it gave Michael O'Leary a great idea ...
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