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Old 18th Nov 2016, 16:45
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Fastest thing with four wheels!
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 16:58
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 17:00
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"I say old chap, do you mind awfully if I light up?"

"Feel free old bean............... Smoke On.... GO!"
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 17:08
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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California or die.

If you don't get a bit more height on I don't think we'll make California
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 17:15
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Watch your speed . . . watch your height . . . the prop has stopped . . . you are yawing to the left . . . and have you checked the tide tables?
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 17:33
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One day we might even be able to land on the water.
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 18:55
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Not saying that we're underpowered, but it s time for the pre-descent checks!
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 19:34
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"Return, please !"...."Where to ?"...."Back here, of course !"

"♫.......California, Here I Come - Right Back Where I Started From !......♫"

(Ground Loop ?)
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 19:37
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"Just a craze, old boy - there's no commercial application for this !"
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 19:50
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"Let's turn round and go home"..."Can't"..."Why not ?"..."Haven't invented Rudder Bars yet !"
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 20:25
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Originally Posted by SASless
Fastest thing with four wheels!
"OK, 3 wheels then. FFS, don't be so bloody picky" ... and so the concept of CRM was born.
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 20:28
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Pax: "I think I'm going to be sick"
Driver: "Chuck in your hat then"
Pax: "This cost 7/6, you know!"
Driver: "Oh, go over the side then. Mind the tottie"
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 20:30
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Man-spreading took to the air early
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Old 18th Nov 2016, 23:04
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One Day, Sharky, the Yank Navy will call this "Flat Hatting"!
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Old 19th Nov 2016, 02:11
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"Check out the Straw Boater"
"It'll never float."
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Old 19th Nov 2016, 03:32
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Well, it's clear from the flags that I've come from California, but the banjo fell off my knee somewhere over the north Atlantic.
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Old 19th Nov 2016, 09:58
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The Judging Panel's ETA is 1200Z today (Saturday).

Please ensure that the beach is clear by that time. Children and sandcastles must be removed and flattened.
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Old 19th Nov 2016, 10:10
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I told you I was onto something Abel. When you position the prop at the back of the contraption and select "stealth mode" by stopping its rotation, nobody below even notices us.
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Old 19th Nov 2016, 10:21
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Pilot: "DUCK"
Pax: "Where?"
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Old 19th Nov 2016, 10:58
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Jim's bro, Such a spoil sport. My son in law is like that but I much prefer to watch the tide fill the moat and flow under the draw bridge.
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