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Old 27th Oct 2016, 05:49
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Right, all we need to do now is sit back and wait until the land reclamation mob comes and builds us a runway.
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 06:22
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Initial un-powered test for Switzerland's attempt on the Water Speed Record were positive, however expert's opinions are mixed on their chance of ultimate success...
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 07:56
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"Broadsword calling Danbuoy, Broadsword calling Danbuoy..."
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 11:34
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Well, we considered an amphibious F18 but decided to go for the F35B instead. What could possibly go wrong?
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 11:53
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What's so good about being in the Swiss Air Force? Well, for starters, the flag's a big plus.
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 12:52
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After success with Cuckoo clocks, Watches and Gold hiding, the Swiss Government believed building Aircraft carriers was a piece of cake, how hard could it be they asked.
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 12:58
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Otto called the wrong ball.
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 14:17
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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When you said "barge in" I thought you meant . . . oh, never mind . . .
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 14:36
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Guy Martins's new attempt at the world water speed record.
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 16:12
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What bait did they use to land that whopper?
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 17:29
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This float is far better than a hardened shelter: the enemy will never look for our Air Force here.
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 17:34
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"I meant a game of Pontoon, you idiot !"
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 19:40
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NOT A CAPTION

Judging will (hopefully) be around 2200 tomorrow night, once I am comfortably settled in with a beer!
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Old 27th Oct 2016, 22:49
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Boris Johnson comes up with a radical new idea for Heathrow's runway three.....
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Old 28th Oct 2016, 00:12
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I'm on a boat and,

it's goin fast and,

I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan....
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Old 28th Oct 2016, 04:24
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The Swiss were keen to finally determine the difference between Waterproof & Water resistant.
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Old 28th Oct 2016, 09:00
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V2 Rotate........ oops.....NOOOOOoooooooo
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Old 28th Oct 2016, 09:06
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"And once we stretch this orange elastic band to its maximum length, it will catapult us into the air."
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Old 28th Oct 2016, 09:08
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The Pilot has just nipped off . . carrying a box of Milk Tray.
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Old 28th Oct 2016, 09:43
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And everybody laughed when we decided to keep the arrestor hook!
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