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Old 24th Oct 2016, 10:01
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"I think Jim's rather jumping in with both feet."
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 11:11
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[Woman] "Oi, watch where you're putting that bell."
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 11:53
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 12:47
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 13:07
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[strike]"Sorry, T C-T, that still won't get the trophy reinstated."[/strike]




I see that theme has already been used ... sorry!

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Old 24th Oct 2016, 13:11
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Taking advantage of the distraction caused by the Street Minstrels, Julian Assange slipped out of the Embassy and headed for Gatwick ...
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 13:19
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Theresa decided to wear a wig and get the BREXIT discussions off to a lively start.
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 13:41
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"October, and they're playing 'Jingle Bells' already "
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 13:42
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I think we can allow a little repetition after 5 years. This isnt 'Just a minute!'

(Found the smileys)
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 13:44
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So that's what they do on a Sunday in Stornoway!
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 13:47
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 13:54
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In desperation, the Trump campaign tried a new angle
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 14:00
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 15:35
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Little had been known of one-hit-wonders Incantation prior to them charting with Cacharpaya until this photograph surfaced.
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 15:48
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 15:49
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"Hic.... I remember when we used to have photos in the Caption contest, but that was before Danny went on his economy drive"
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 16:10
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A Daniel come to Judgment.

You've All Done Very Well with the diabolical task you were set, but All Good Things Must Come to an End, and after consulting the entrails I now pronounce as follows:

Equal Third, and Highly Commended, then:

ShyTorque, with:
"T C-T and her entourage arrive to address the LAA".

Buster Hyman, with:
"So, would you like to come up & see my etchings big boy?

Wander00, with: " aah, those Summer Balls.............."


In Second Place (and neatly spotted, Sir):

MPN11, with:
"Oi, Sergeant Fawkes, where do you think you're going?"

But for the Crown of Laurels, andytug is way ahead, for wit, brevity and aptness, with:

"Demons are a girl's Best Friend"

Take it away, Andy ! - with my Congratulations !

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Old 24th Oct 2016, 16:23
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Thanks very much Danny for the honour - and I'll kick things straight off again with this one:

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Old 24th Oct 2016, 16:32
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Scotland's share of the UK's Armed Forces was towed north after the second referendum.
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Old 24th Oct 2016, 16:33
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The Swiss Navy now has an aircraft carrier.
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