Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Old 14th Oct 2016, 17:03
  #38301 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"They held me out to dry !"
 
Old 14th Oct 2016, 17:31
  #38302 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 17,420
"Errr Mr Sugar, I wasn't that bad, please don't say you're fired"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 17:33
  #38303 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 17,420
The Apprentice addresses falling viewer figures by spicing up the losing candidates exit.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 18:09
  #38304 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"Don't the Articles of War say something about 'Cruel and Unusual' methods of punishment ?"
 
Old 14th Oct 2016, 18:46
  #38305 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 75
Posts: 5,794
"Now then, Colonel ... about that Leave Pass"
MPN11 is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 18:58
  #38306 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Horsham, England, UK. ---o--O--o---
Posts: 1,093
As a young man; he had always had aspirations of becoming a Minuteman missile. His dreams had come true..

Just a minute!
Out Of Trim is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 19:46
  #38307 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 12,723
Nutty, thanks for stepping in there. I notice that my original copy has since re-appeared of its own accord!
ShyTorque is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:01
  #38308 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 17,420
"Iron man, I don't get it where is the iron?"

"Ohhhhhh that's coming"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:01
  #38309 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 17,420
"Wait, I need to put my underpants on over my trousers"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:05
  #38310 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Stoke-on-Trent
Age: 87
Posts: 366
"This will look good on your record come promotion time."
ValMORNA is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:06
  #38311 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 17,420
We aim to please.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:09
  #38312 (permalink)  
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 77
Posts: 16,692
Are you sure this is the only way to stop the muzzle flash.
Pontius Navigator is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:11
  #38313 (permalink)  
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 77
Posts: 16,692
I know the Navy had figure heads, but why me?
Pontius Navigator is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:29
  #38314 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Upper Gumtree
Posts: 702
Hanging off the end of a tank. (Apologies to NutLoose.)
Penny Washers is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:36
  #38315 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: Southport
Posts: 1,114
"I have a hunch this isn't going to go well....!"
andytug is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:38
  #38316 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 64
Posts: 4,188
In the job centre....the local circus need a new human cannonball and are advertising for a chap of the right calibre. (They also need a new india-rubber man as the old one had recently perished).
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:43
  #38317 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: North Queensland, Australia
Posts: 2,869
I knew it wasn't going to go well when I dumped Tank Girl.
Arm out the window is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 21:15
  #38318 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: Southport
Posts: 1,114
"Obviously the new mobile rectal thermometer will need a little miniaturisation before it goes into production, this is just a prototype"
andytug is offline  
Old 14th Oct 2016, 22:49
  #38319 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 12,723
At least I didn't join the Navy, or I'd be over the barrel.
ShyTorque is offline  
Old 15th Oct 2016, 03:51
  #38320 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 10,343
Hang on Lads, I've got an idea....
Buster Hyman is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information

Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.