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Old 30th Sep 2016, 09:52
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She's lookin' good Vern!!!!


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Old 30th Sep 2016, 10:00
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Either open the box or i'll take your money luvvie.


With deference to Take Your Pick and Michael Miles
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 10:15
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In a similar vein....

"Phone for you... it's the banker, at least that's who I think he said...... "
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 12:08
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"Bugger they haven't sent the gas to inflate them"
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 12:09
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"It must be for the other lot, it says on this side, 72 Virgins, dehydrated, for the use off"
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 12:23
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Porridge or Rice Noodles...tough choice.
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 15:51
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Sure hope there is something sexy in that box, I'm fed up playing pocket billiards
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 16:00
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"Leave it out on the grass for a day or two, soldier - the white ants will have eaten a hole in the box !"
 
Old 30th Sep 2016, 16:06
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"Ahhh... Pull Or Rub Nightly"
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 16:24
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The fact that the box had arrived intact guaranteed that it did not contain what was on the label.
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 18:44
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No - On the requisition order I said I needed "2 - Jack off an APC"
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 19:14
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Not a caption


maybe next comp should be Motherhood and apple pie


dunno, though, maybe it is
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 19:33
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"Pilot's Operational Requirement Necessities" ... Navigators need not apply.
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 20:03
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I hope they've enclosed a puncture repair kit as when we took her to Iraq she develop a slow leak and I hope they have found out why she had a runny nose"
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 20:11
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Ahhh, I see the Aircrew sex toys have arrived "Pilots Options for Rogering Navigators"
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 21:23
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Hey Chief, just been to pick up that box you've been waiting for. I've dumped it over there. Have you seen our new Fork Lift? It's a beauty eh.
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 21:36
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"Thank God it's arrived, I didn't know if it would cum."
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 23:03
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The Chaplain was beside himself with glee as he noted the increasing number of excited troops gathering to receive their copy of the Padre's Official Religious Notebook that he had ordered in for them.
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Old 30th Sep 2016, 23:55
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"Typically, it arrived without batteries, so we're waiting for Ginger to get some jumper leads onto the forklift."
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Old 1st Oct 2016, 03:06
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Judging Time!

From the entries I cannot imagine what the reading selection in some Loo's must be!


Fourth....Raced's entry of... "Hmmm...So what are we going to do on Day 2?"

Third....Danny 42C with his..."Well, I've often heard of a Brass Bound Buggery Box- but never seen one before now!".

Second....Wensleydale's...."The Prizes arrive for the Sergeants' Mess Christmas Draw!".


The Winner.....Andytug....for his..."Darn those useless stores guys - I asked for suitable equipment for a hundred Marines to beat Retreat!".
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