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Old 27th Sep 2016, 18:10
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"I like the big thing that sticks out at the front ... what's it called again?"
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 18:49
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Hey Boys, who wants to debrief me.......
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 23:13
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Speaking of screws....
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 01:15
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Ethel just knew the Navy guy was into PokeyMan!
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 02:57
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Lady Penelope - the younger years.
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 09:43
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The Lads had to be very careful when Hangar Flying as One had to be very precise when discussing Bunts.
Although they were unanimous in their opinion that she had one stunt that was particularly cunning!
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 09:46
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Well, the collar and cuffs match
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 09:51
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There was no shortage of engineering volunteers to make sure that the new FO trainee was properly earthed.
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 09:51
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Guy leaning into front seat: "Every time I f#%king take over from her, it takes me 20 minutes to clear her facebook updates out of the FMS!"
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 11:31
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I told you I was a cunning linguist
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 11:49
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"Isn't it marvellous ? - Uncle Sam has spent five million bucks training little me - and now... ♫...."I'm getting mar-ried in the mor-ning"......♫.... So long, fellas - it's been nice knowing you - See you sometime !
 
Old 28th Sep 2016, 12:02
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(Not PC these days but a similar thing was once said to me by a female student pilot):

"Well it's good news, sir - my new bra is good for at least 4G!"
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 14:22
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Given the parlous state of my country's economy, the Greek Air Force can't afford for our planes to actually fly - but they do let us look inside one every few months.
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 15:28
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Right, Missy, you lead, Bloggs you're in the slot
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Old 28th Sep 2016, 18:18
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(Shy to Female Student) Yes! Young Lady, but as time goes on you will understand that even 1G over time can cause structural issues.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 01:16
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I feel the need...the need for some freshly baked biscuits & a cup of tea.
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 11:48
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Ok Runners up

4th
Buster

I feel the need...the need for some freshly baked biscuits & a cup of tea.

3rd
Cheddar with

We're not allowed to call it just a "Cockpit" any more - its also known as the "Box Office".

2nd
Shytorque with

"Well it's good news, sir - my new bra is good for at least 4G!"

But the winner of the 3117 Coffman Starter trophy has to be SASless

with

The Lads formed a queue to sniff Marge's seat cushion!

Over to you SASless
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 12:39
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I shall look for a worthy photo to post after I wake up and get beyond just smelling the Coffee!
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 12:41
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Well done the podium guys. I trust none of the WAGs saw any of the captions in this competition........................
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Old 29th Sep 2016, 12:51
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Just to keep things out of the Gutter.....well maybe not very far out!



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