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Old 24th Sep 2016, 19:50
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"An Arab's Fareweill to his Steed......!"
 
Old 25th Sep 2016, 11:31
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Time to judge for the new week I think.

Tough one this week with so many Coff related entries which tempted me with a special mention to Nutloose with:
"No, No, you will find the Coffman Starter on the other side" which gave me a bit of a lump in my throat.

But, because I think the man himself might be saying "move along now PPRuners!" I do declare the winner of the inaugural 3117 Coffman Starter trophy to be:

Nutloose again (on a roll there Nutty!) with:

"It's talking to me"

"What's it saying?"

"Get the f*ck off my wing"
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Old 25th Sep 2016, 13:09
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Once again, the best man won !
 
Old 25th Sep 2016, 14:27
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Old 25th Sep 2016, 15:02
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Danny....you drinking early again are you?
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Old 25th Sep 2016, 20:50
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Perish the thought !
 
Old 25th Sep 2016, 22:56
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Perish the thought !
It would mean you somehow stopped.................... didn't get to this age not drinking.
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 00:23
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Blimey, twice mentioned, gulp!


Apologies' for my tardiness, I was sorting a laptop for an old Gent I know.

Thank you and as the first reciprocant, I wholeheartedly agree and think Coff would be proud to have it named after him, do you think we could get the title renamed to the Coffman Caption Competition?, But I digress, you do not want to hear me wittering on so on with the next image


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Old 26th Sep 2016, 00:38
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The Lads formed a queue to sniff Marge's seat cushion!
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 01:59
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"Don't ask me Dave, the pax just said she'd wait at the front until the 'hairdryer thingy' at the front had sorted her hair out for her!"
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 04:04
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As the 'Position Aircraft Ready for Parking' crewperson departs, the 'Reverse Parking Qualified' crew strap in.
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 06:34
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"One screw is better than two blow jobs."

(Homage to a Shaklebomber quote from yesteryear.)
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 06:55
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"I've no idea why they're grumpy, I just asked if they would like to rummage round my cockpit, they seemed very keen at first......."
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 07:31
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 07:49
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(SASless will be hard to beat but, here goes...)

Despite their best efforts, the lads were unable to find anything wrong with the aircraft after Doris arrived.
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 07:51
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Truth be told, there wasn't a missing earring, but Doris was just glad for a few minutes of peace & quiet.
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 09:03
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They told me I wasn't allowed to search for the phone that must have slipped out of my pocket.
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 09:35
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When it is thoroughly clean after the last flight and the new curtains are in I will prepared to fly it
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 09:59
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"Does my bum look big in this?"

No, but your Mae West would look better inflated.

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Old 26th Sep 2016, 16:38
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Their such naught boys, as soon as I leave my a/c they just want to sniff the seat.
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