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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 12:00
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There there, the red and white scheme isn't all that bad, and you do get grey wings"
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 12:14
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Well done Nutty....a wonderful caption (and thought) about Coffman! [not a post]


Despite being Blind...Hyphen Smyth was was convinced he could fly if he could just find his way into the cockpit.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 12:32
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The RAF's insistence on Flight Engineers as the 3rd crew member on Chipmunks led inevitably to a service wide shortage of FE's.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 12:56
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Miss September.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 12:57
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Nutty. When I said it takes four stroke...umm...
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 12:59
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Right, now cough
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 14:56
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PN - a hmm,#37902


However, in homage:


Cough, man. Start her
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 15:09
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"Thanks for the trip, sir, really exciting. Any chance of a go in the two seater tomorrow?
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 15:25
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Buster Hyman about to earn his callsign
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 15:34
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How do you seduce an aircraft?
You just wing it...
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 17:19
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I overheard the flight commander this morning and he said that whenever he had trouble getting the old b*tch started then rub her points with a little lubrication, turn her over a couple of times and when she started to throb you slammed the joystick up against the box and hey presto - you were off!
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 17:39
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"Ooooh, you are Awful !"

(Best Caption for ages - congrats !)
 
Old 22nd Sep 2016, 18:51
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MPA gets first showing.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 20:06
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Ex-Chef u/t pilot, "Eh! Mam'selle, permettex-moi de vous parler 'Quand j'etais sur tournedos'."
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 20:29
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Historian finds whole RAF after SDSR 2025.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 20:35
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 20:41
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Don't ask, don't tell
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 20:48
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The Missus said "It's me or that damn Chipmunk."

She's right - I can't afford them both.

And the Chipmunk will be cheaper to run, too.

Last edited by Penny Washers; 23rd Sep 2016 at 08:45.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 21:58
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Be good to her Lad....she is the last of the BoB Flight you know....must get by with less these days and all!
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Old 23rd Sep 2016, 01:02
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Was I getting IN or getting OUT??? Damn this Alzheimers....
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