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Old 13th Sep 2016, 11:31
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
"Ah, so that's why it's called a tilt rotor!"


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Old 13th Sep 2016, 11:35
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"It lost all forward speed, so a crash was inevitable."
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Old 13th Sep 2016, 12:36
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Yep.....its F@cked, I'll show you how Cleetus....here...hold my beer.
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Old 13th Sep 2016, 13:35
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Well, you know, that Mountain range wasn't on the chart & we just didn't have enough power when the terrain warning sounded...
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Old 13th Sep 2016, 14:28
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"Amid the alien Corn ?"
 
Old 13th Sep 2016, 15:17
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"Sip It, the drink of the US Marines....... instructions on the can"
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Old 13th Sep 2016, 15:22
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"So all the Marines went OOOOHHHRAAAAA, and I said, Up She Rises....... but she didn't"
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Old 13th Sep 2016, 15:27
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"So after we had overflown Jeruselam I punched the West Bank into the Nav computer and.."
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Old 13th Sep 2016, 18:30
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Nutty, splutter splutter
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 00:12
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" The pilot durn told me if I was drinkin' Red Bu!! instead of Sip !t, we would have made it fer sure..."
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 01:44
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The calm before the (Shyte) storm.......
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 01:44
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Mission Accomplished !
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 01:47
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Maybe now they will send me back to flying a desk.......just like I asked for
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 01:48
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4 more and I will be an enemy ace !
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 04:08
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"When I said bank Hoskins, I mean't ..."
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 04:56
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No, honestly Sarge, coming down in a Poppy field was just a coincidence...
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 09:47
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"When I said Bale Out, Hoskins, I meant for the guys in the back to jump!"
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 09:52
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Judging time .... (drum roll)....

Heaps of good 'uns, but after much deliberation the judges' picks are:

In 3rd place, Dan Gerous with
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up smoking and drinking. Anyone got a bag and some glue?"
2nd - Danny42C with:
"Let os pray !"
But I can't go past Nutloose with:
"I always have a smoke after I f*ck something"
All yours Nutty!
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 10:06
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And that, Corporal, is why it's not clever to light your cigarette with your assault rifle..
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 11:32
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Blimey, thank you, OK try this one





from
http://undertheradar.military.com/20...-working-dogs/
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