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Old 11th Sep 2016, 11:34
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Any landing you walk away from....
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 11:38
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Ssshh...don't tell anyone I knocked the ladder over.
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 11:40
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Hank gave some thought to how he would explain the prang whilst he had been crop dusting his fathers corn crop
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 11:41
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Pilot?...Me?... Nah, I can't fly that. They just let me do the landings.
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 11:46
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Hoskins, it's that round out again..........
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 11:46
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Following a catastrophic in-flight toilet failure, this marine was lucky to get out alive. Others were not so fortunate.
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 15:00
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Engineering says it will buff out
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 15:07
  #37748 (permalink)  

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Note: TFR needs adjusting.
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 20:06
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So you see we encountered a bit of un-even excessive gravity and well....you know the rest of the story!
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 21:04
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When I said ditch the landing I meant go around again idiot!
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 21:12
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"Health and safety has NOT gone mad. It was H&S that decreed the whole country should have strips of hay bales laid out every time one of these takes to the air."
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 21:12
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"I always have a smoke after I f*ck something"
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 21:14
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"So does it qualify as a sloping ground landing?"
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Old 12th Sep 2016, 01:21
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"It's the Jolly Green Giants corn and he gets pissed at any wannabee helicopter encroaching his patch"
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Old 12th Sep 2016, 04:52
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"...Ahh feel the need...the need for a lawyer..."
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Old 12th Sep 2016, 05:53
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"Ah, so that's why it's called a tilt rotor!"
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Old 12th Sep 2016, 08:11
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Dunno, Sir. Everything was fine until the wheels left the ground.
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Old 12th Sep 2016, 10:48
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The Daily Mail report
"Hero saves 9 in aircarsh, dog only fatality"

or wait Pilot was Polish

"Pole kills family pet"
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Old 12th Sep 2016, 11:09
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"You need both engines running, Hoskins, to achieve vertical take-off !"
 
Old 12th Sep 2016, 13:37
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up smoking and drinking. Anyone got a bag and some glue?

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