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Old 4th Sep 2016, 18:50
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Sadly the mooring rope broke before they finished loading the donuts
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Old 4th Sep 2016, 19:17
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Sqn OPS O:

"Sorry Bloggs you have used up your Monthly flying time allotment".

Bloggs:

"WHAT ! I was riding in a tethered balloon !"

Sqn OPS O:

"Nah, look closely at the picture. I can clearly see you flapping my arms and legs, that is close enough for me, so you are off the flying roster until next month and I get to save a bunch of money on gas."

Its win win !
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Old 4th Sep 2016, 19:19
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Royal Air Force......

Yah right the only force being projected here is my bum cheeks squeezing together
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Old 4th Sep 2016, 19:21
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When Men were Men..............nevermind.......
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Old 4th Sep 2016, 21:39
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Nooooooooooooo Donuuuuuuts
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Old 4th Sep 2016, 21:40
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Keep talking Sir, you're inflating it nicely..
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Old 4th Sep 2016, 21:43
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Red Bull?????? naaaaa.... I put senna pods in your tea Sir



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Old 4th Sep 2016, 21:56
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Wait till you see the Royal Navy in their inflatable dinghy...
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 00:24
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The newly-formed Women's Balloon Corps awaited the arrival of its first CO, Captain Blackadder.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 03:49
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F-35 cancelled - what then?

It's VTOL, it's stealthy...
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 04:09
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Let's try it again, Bloggs - I say 'Practice engine failure' like before, but this time instead of screaming and trying to jump out of the basket, we brew a cup of tea, have a nice biscuit and then think about perhaps looking for somewhere to set her down, eh?
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 07:39
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Well, Gerry thought he'd get the better of us with the Zeppelin scourge well, he's in for a shock with our balloon blitz what!
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 07:40
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How to get rid of the RAF? Well, all it takes is one prick in Whitehall...
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 07:43
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Richard Branson ensures that Jeremy Corbyn has a seat for his next journey......
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 09:33
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The ejector seat design is currently an unresolved issue.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 09:48
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The ejector seat design is currently an unresolved issue.

That is the ejector seat!
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 10:32
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The ejector seat design is currently an unresolved issue.
Surely you just install the rockets pointing up instead of down and fire it out the bottom?
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 11:21
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Not MY bottom
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 11:58
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And first prize in the Inter Services bubble gum competition goes to the Royal Air Force!
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 12:03
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"Ok, so when you get to the cloud base, write down the height and drop us the note"

"But there is no cloud"

"Ahh........"


Thinking of you today Danny, God bless.


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