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"Your aeros routine is coming along well, Rover, but I think you should strongly consider leaving out the tailslide - it'll make the crowd think you've got worms."
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Those were the days...we painted targets on our aircraft, flew at 30,000ft with ground cammo, had mudflaps on the wheels, and Dogs knew their place...
As the dyslexic Ginger strolled out to the flight line, he mused that it seemed strange that the Staish's daily orders had insisted that he "put the fear of dog into the enemy", but who was he to argue?
Yes Bonzo, I'm sorry I didn't bring along any of those little plastic bags, but luckily the Nav left his helmet handy, so needs must eh?
For Christs sake Bonzo. It's lead off with the right, then left. The bloody Blue Angels can do it, so it's not that hard!
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"So you're not an WRAF squipper then...I'd have never guessed."
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"So you're the new sidewinder growler?"
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"You're lucky, you only sniff them, I have to fly this turd!"
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"So we will now undertake lesson 15, basic dogfighting tactics."
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"When they said the Squadron was going to be equipped with a dog fighter, I didn't expect you and a heap of bloody Javelins."
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"I'm the Pc Corrected lab, call me Whitey"
