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Old 16th Aug 2016, 17:17
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"Listen here Goldy, the last bloody aircraft we named Blue Peter crashed, so we ain't doing it again, got it?"


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Old 16th Aug 2016, 17:20
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"Funny you should mention Blue Peter Goldy, because we had a little horse in the last competition"



In 1941, the people of Newmarket raised 5100 as part of the war effort, towards Spitfire Vb, AD540, which was presented to the RAF, and named "Blue Peter", after the 1939 Derby winner.
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 17:23
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"Don't run off, 'cause I think your lead's tangled with my life preserver toggle..."
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 17:35
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 19:28
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"I'm bringing my wife to the Guest Night - she's a bitch."
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 19:54
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Hoskins denying the need for Glasses....thought he was escorting Beagle to the NAAFI.
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 19:56
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"When they told us we were getting a K9 I was expecting to get a bit of glider flying in, not end up walking a damned dog"
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 20:50
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"I just know I've forgotten something.......oh hell, the pooper-scooper !"
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 22:37
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Well it's your own fault, if you'd brought the bags, you wouldn't have had to use the helmet
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 07:56
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Ah, BONE dome, as well as my bonios I can carry my rubber rings and toys
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 09:37
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"And Felix kept on walking, kept on walking still......"

(You have to be very old to appreciate this !)
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 10:41
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Man:...Now Bonzo old boy, when we get to the white cross on the ground just ahead, we stop, look ahead and smile for the camera.

Dog:...Why oh why did I agree to this? I hope none of the lads at the kennel see this.
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 11:03
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I told you I would never be able to climb that ladder
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 12:23
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Wait...whaddya mean there are no trees on an airfield?
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 12:24
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"OK Bloggs, when we get back to the Squadron, if you grab some Bonio and a bowl of water - and whatever you want - we'll debrief in my kennel in ten minutes."
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 12:54
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"If Russia can do it, so can we! We've asked the RAF to train ten dogstranauts and we'll put them into orbit on the Skylark in a few months," said Gerry Anderson, director of the UK Space Agency.
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 13:20
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I wanted to be a Vampire pilot...but they sold me a pup....
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 13:56
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Extracts from Dog's Annual Confidential Report ....
Needs to be kept on a tight leash ...
A bit of a wag ...
Halitosis and hair shedding affect his social standing ...
Career-wise, he may be barking up the wrong tree ...

( I'll walk home, but thanks anyway )
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 14:35
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And his handler is depriving this dog of a promising career
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Old 17th Aug 2016, 15:08
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