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Old 14th Aug 2016, 14:40
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No it is not that sort of javelin in the Olympics
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 16:13
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Is that a Javelin M-K9?
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 17:14
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"Well Sir, how did my first attempt at dog-fighting go?"

"Grrr, woof, woof!"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 17:16
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And that's why they call it a bone dome
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 17:59
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Looking forward to a Tail Chase.
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 18:02
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"It's a long walk to Ops. Is it time for a paws?"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 18:08
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"He wanted to call me Blondie, until I reminded him about WW2 history."
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 18:46
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I insist he carries it ever since he took a chunk out of the Chiefs arse
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:07
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Dog: "Oooh, slipper tanks. Can I play with one? Oh, pleeeezee <wag wag>"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:26
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"Whatever gave you the idea that the thing sticking up in the middle of the cockpit was a Lamp Post ?"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:28
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Gibson had used a bottle of peroxide on you-know-whom !
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:30
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"What use is a Nav who can't find the way home unless the Dog Star is in the sky ?"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:36
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"You should have tried on the grass before you got to the Flight Line !.....Now there's a Foreign Object in the cockpit - and Chiefy says his men are not going to touch it !"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:38
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"Canis Major? ... I'm a Flying Officer!
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:45
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"You're supposed to have a superhuman sense of smell - where's the hydraulic leak coming from".........."You don't mean....it's not hydraulic fluid ?"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:55
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"If you didn't wave that feathery tail of yours about so much, it wouldn't have got caught in the canopy when I closed it ! Anyway, the vet says he'll manage to save about a foot of it"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:01
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"It's the new, fully automated system - the man is there to feed the dog and the dog is there to bite the man if he tries to touch anything on the panel !"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:07
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"Master, what does 'Waffen Geladet' mean ?"......."Well you sit up on that high set of steps there, and I'll hop into the cockpit and show you !"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:11
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"How was I to know she was the Station Commander's prize poodle - and on heat !"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:20
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"I'm sorry I bit the SWO - but I didn't like the look of his stick. And why did all those airmen cheer ?"
 


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