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Old 15th Aug 2016, 16:15
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Fido so wanted to be a guide dog, but he ended up with the horror of being a hand replacement dog instead.
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 16:18
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Did you dump the load in Bertie's XH756 Rex?
Xh757 you mean?
No, 757 is our aircraft...
...oh shit
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 16:37
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I think, old fella, you ought to let me put the brakes on before you start sniffing my crutch.
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 17:18
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Did I, just because it's called type of dog pit does mean you can cock your leg in it. Do what all the other navs do, pee on the wheel.

Last edited by Pontius Navigator; 16th Aug 2016 at 11:03. Reason: Would you believe Pprune translates C O C K into Type of Dog!
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 03:16
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Well, he knows he's in trouble if he's carrying the Helmet of Distraction. It's one step below the Cone of Shame.
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 07:51
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....followed by the Cone of Silence....?
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 08:34
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Flt Lt Bob Martin listened intently to the walk back debrief even if he had a flea in the ear
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 10:59
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"OK, so I admit that I was wrong. You did know what to do with it if you caught one...""
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 11:02
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"Boss, you do know what day it is, don't you ? There aren't many people about on a Sunday !"
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 11:11
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Still looking for Javelin crews



(Sorry, Steve !)
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 11:12
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"Flying Officer 'Pav' Pavlov, you say? Well, the name certainly rings a bell..."

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"You got anything to eat?"
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 12:28
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Man: ...so there I was, rolling over the top at 35000, I knew he was expecting me to pull inverted, so I chopped the throttles, broke hard left, and keeping the sun over my right shoulder, I dropped out 30 degrees of flap and then I........blah...blah....blah...
Dog: Mans best friend....sometimes I wonder if it's worth it?
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 12:44
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"It was foggy when I took off, so I quipped to Air Traffic 'Better make sure I have FIDO available for landing'..."
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 12:52
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Pilot: "When you come out to meet me, I've noticed that you always walk on my right if we're using runway 20, and on my left if it's 02. Do you actually check the runway before you leave the squadron?"
Dog: "No, I just walk on the side where it's less windy."
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 13:00
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Next time you fly and I get to look for the Pokémon.
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 13:09
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"Well Whitey - the PC brigade should hopefully be happy with our answer to Guy Gibson's dog".
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 14:20
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"I reckon you must have trained with the Army Air Corps. I am sure that the RAF does not usually navigate from lamp post to lamp post - especially at 30,000 feet."

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Old 16th Aug 2016, 14:25
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"Boss, I think yours is parked somewhere round here - hard to tell on these crowded car-parks !"
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 14:50
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...so, you climb up the ladder, knock on the canopy, and say 'Trick or Treat'...got it?
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 16:13
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"So I had to go Nav, because they found my f**k off big watch kept slipping off my paws."
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