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Old 15th Aug 2016, 11:00
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"You're lucky, you only sniff them, I have to fly this turd!"
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 11:02
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"So we will now undertake lesson 15, basic dogfighting tactics."
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 11:04
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"When they said the Squadron was going to be equipped with a dog fighter, I didn't expect you and a heap of bloody Javelins."
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 11:05
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"I'm the Pc Corrected lab, call me Whitey"
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 11:07
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"Sorry I had a bite on your visor, Master, but it'll buff out !"
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 11:10
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 11:31
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(I can't look at those roundels without thinking they're wrong. The proportions are more like the early Type A, instead of the post-War Type D with proportions 1/3 d, 2/3 d and d. There seems too much white and not enough blue.)
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 12:30
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After the Station Commander issued the standing order banning doggy drool on the tarmac, Bloggs found a way of stopping it......
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 12:35
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"Right, we will just finish repainting this last roundel and it will play mind tricks with MPN11 in the future."
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 12:46
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Dog: My career seems to be going well ... the Stn Cdr has recommended me for Stick College."
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 12:53
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Later, in the CO's office.....

"Judging by the smell, Bloggs, this helmet really is the dog's b0770cks!"
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 13:47
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"I don't know, I asked for a Nav that could manage to find his bollocks at night, and they sent me a guide dog."


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Old 15th Aug 2016, 14:31
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'No, no, nothing personal - it's my fault for not writing out "Flight Dynamics Officer" in full on the requisition form.'
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 14:36
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"Looks like the rest of the Squadron have all come back, debriefed and gone home for the day - we wouldn't have had to divert short of fuel if you hadn't fed me the Flight Level as a Course* to fly ! Now Boss will be livid, very last time I fly with a Dog Nav !"

* Yes, yes - I know it's a Heading now, but old habits die hard.
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 14:37
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"My grandfather flew Bristol Bulldogs, you know."
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 14:40
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"And why all your interest in a CAT II approach?"
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 14:45
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Dog: "So, when are YOU going to to the Vet?"
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 14:47
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"Did you notice the second aircraft is out of alignment?"

"Yes, that Cat just hasn't got the feel of the brakes yet."
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 14:49
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"Well, I supposing they're recruiting dogs for aircrew now as we can't afford chaps any more !"
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 15:30
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HCAP Master's Medal? Already got one, mate - they dosh them out to any old dog.
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