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Old 10th Aug 2016, 18:32
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Platoon navigator Vasco carrying the comp-ass.
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Old 10th Aug 2016, 18:36
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Sarge, what does the donkey get for it's lunch?
30 minutes, the same as everyone else.
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Old 11th Aug 2016, 07:24
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During training for the D-Day landings, Smith decided that he would make a small fortune by offering Donkey Rides across the beach.
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Old 11th Aug 2016, 09:38
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"I had to carry him over the Pons Asinorum !"
 
Old 11th Aug 2016, 13:48
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Tesco burgers for dinner again.
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Old 11th Aug 2016, 17:16
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"So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"

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Old 11th Aug 2016, 18:17
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"Are you going to sing, Bloggs?"


"No Sarge - I'm feeling a little horse".
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Old 11th Aug 2016, 19:07
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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The last man up is out with his ass
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Old 11th Aug 2016, 19:49
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I hope the next Pokemon I capture is smaller that this one.
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Old 11th Aug 2016, 23:19
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Some good entries here! I will aim to judge on Friday night.
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Old 12th Aug 2016, 08:43
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"Who knows? Maybe the horse will sing."
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Old 12th Aug 2016, 08:55
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"I said bring one of the little whores with you"
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Old 12th Aug 2016, 11:19
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"The Blackpool Donkey is simply a training round - we keep the proper Trojan Horse under wraps ready for the real thing."
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Old 12th Aug 2016, 12:11
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"Told you the new CO was an ass but you would not listen. Look, i have to carry him everywhere"
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Old 12th Aug 2016, 16:34
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When Bloggs asked his family for a donkey jacket this wasn't really what he meant.
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Old 13th Aug 2016, 09:48
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His mates never believe he had ever pulled on R&R, so Davis brought along his date and everybody agreed it was a nice piece of Ass.
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Old 13th Aug 2016, 09:49
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Koreans always looked forward to Marines arriving as they always brought lunch.
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Old 13th Aug 2016, 09:51
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Donkey not happy even though it was his turn as Sniper spotter.
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Old 13th Aug 2016, 09:54
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"We are not amuled"
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Old 13th Aug 2016, 11:09
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"If you guys don't stop singing 'The Donkey Serenade' I'm likely to lose my cool."
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