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Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:01
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"It's the new, fully automated system - the man is there to feed the dog and the dog is there to bite the man if he tries to touch anything on the panel !"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:07
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"Master, what does 'Waffen Geladet' mean ?"......."Well you sit up on that high set of steps there, and I'll hop into the cockpit and show you !"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:11
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"How was I to know she was the Station Commander's prize poodle - and on heat !"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:20
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"I'm sorry I bit the SWO - but I didn't like the look of his stick. And why did all those airmen cheer ?"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:26
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Orderly Officer ! Any complaints ?..... "Yes, Sir, not enough Dog Biscuits on the plate !"
 
Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:30
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"If my lead goes slack, it means it's too late to be pulling the rip cord now...."
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 21:42
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Give a dog a bone (dome) - as long as he does not bury it.
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 00:06
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How did the Lab test go?
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 00:45
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Fido was looking forward to the up coming Korean detachment that everyone was telling him about.
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 02:24
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"Well Fido, I was about to say that machine's a bit of a dog compared to the rest of the fleet, but perhaps I should rephrase that."
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 02:27
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"Your aeros routine is coming along well, Rover, but I think you should strongly consider leaving out the tailslide - it'll make the crowd think you've got worms."
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 02:30
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Hoskins, I'm guessing that you actually don't know what 'Dog leg to final' really means do you?
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 07:15
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"I'm dog-tired - carry your ruddy helmet yourself from now on ! "
 
Old 15th Aug 2016, 07:51
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Rex, I'm telling you, we were in with a chance...right up until you sniffed that Poodle's nasty!!!

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Old 15th Aug 2016, 07:54
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Those were the days...we painted targets on our aircraft, flew at 30,000ft with ground cammo, had mudflaps on the wheels, and Dogs knew their place...
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 10:40
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As the dyslexic Ginger strolled out to the flight line, he mused that it seemed strange that the Staish's daily orders had insisted that he "put the fear of dog into the enemy", but who was he to argue?
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 10:43
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Yes Bonzo, I'm sorry I didn't bring along any of those little plastic bags, but luckily the Nav left his helmet handy, so needs must eh?
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 10:50
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For Christs sake Bonzo. It's lead off with the right, then left. The bloody Blue Angels can do it, so it's not that hard!
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 10:54
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Old 15th Aug 2016, 10:56
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