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Old 9th Aug 2016, 12:18
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"It's a dummy, actually. The radio set is in rhe body, and the micrwave links are on top. !"
And I'll et you guess where the FAX machine is....
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Yeah nice try, but that's not Pvt. Ryan....
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 13:11
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I wish I could think of something amulesing to contribute
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 14:17
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War Horse riding to the Sound of the Guns....in the harsh world of all the recent Budget Cuts.
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 14:57
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"Poorly? No, he's just a little horse!"

(sure I used that one last time)
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 16:04
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"Doesn't this rate as a 'Cruel and Unusual Punishment', and so proscribed by the Articles of War, Sergeant ?"


Only for the donkey
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 16:14
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"Well, the Master Sergeant told me to get my Ass to hell outa there - so I did !"
 
Old 9th Aug 2016, 16:20
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I didn't steal it, it's simply burro'd
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 16:29
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I think he likes where we are going and the view from up there, he keeps saying Ass to the Vista baby
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 16:44
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Oh lord...I can feel him starting to get randy again...
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Well sir, the Cap'n's wife demanded we get her someone who was hung like a donkey, so........
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 17:03
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We're taking it to the Labour Party conference, we heard they were after a new leader.
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 17:11
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*mumble**grumble*.......and I bet that useless fkn Lieutenant is lost again, too... *mumble**grumble*

*mumble**grumble*.......one of these days I'm gonna tell him to shove his ass up his... *mumble**grumble*
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 18:04
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"When we were chosen as extras for the remake of 'On the Beach', the Major said we should use our initiative to make it look as realistic as possible."
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 18:33
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"Well it was either this or an ogre.. "
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Old 9th Aug 2016, 20:14
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"Look on the bright side - the Regimental mascot could have been an elephant !"
 
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The Royal Horse Artillery train to take on the Navy in the Gun Carriage Race at this year's Royal Tournament.
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Old 10th Aug 2016, 01:47
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After failing in the Coup, the Turkish military thought they'd screw with the next election by filling it up with Donkey votes...
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I must be a complete ass. I'm doing all the donkey work while he is just along for the ride!

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Old 10th Aug 2016, 16:54
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"Are you going to sing the "Donkey Serenade" at the Camp Concert when (if) we get back tonight ?"


(Worth Googling for a nice film clip).
 


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