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Old 14th Aug 2016, 14:13
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Good job with the stude today Rex, but where's the rest of him?
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 15:10
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I let him carry it & so far....I haven't been in a dog fight....
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 15:12
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We've come to an arrangement. He can play with my helmet so long as he leaves his balls alone....wait...
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 15:17
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I threw him a stick & he brought back a Javelin!
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 15:40
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No it is not that sort of javelin in the Olympics
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 17:13
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Is that a Javelin M-K9?
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 18:14
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"Well Sir, how did my first attempt at dog-fighting go?"

"Grrr, woof, woof!"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 18:16
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And that's why they call it a bone dome
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 18:59
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Looking forward to a Tail Chase.
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:02
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"It's a long walk to Ops. Is it time for a paws?"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:08
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"He wanted to call me Blondie, until I reminded him about WW2 history."
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 19:46
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I insist he carries it ever since he took a chunk out of the Chiefs arse
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:07
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Dog: "Oooh, slipper tanks. Can I play with one? Oh, pleeeezee <wag wag>"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:26
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"Whatever gave you the idea that the thing sticking up in the middle of the cockpit was a Lamp Post ?"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:28
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Gibson had used a bottle of peroxide on you-know-whom !
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:30
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"What use is a Nav who can't find the way home unless the Dog Star is in the sky ?"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:36
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"You should have tried on the grass before you got to the Flight Line !.....Now there's a Foreign Object in the cockpit - and Chiefy says his men are not going to touch it !"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:38
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"Canis Major? ... I'm a Flying Officer!
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:45
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"You're supposed to have a superhuman sense of smell - where's the hydraulic leak coming from".........."You don't mean....it's not hydraulic fluid ?"
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Old 14th Aug 2016, 20:55
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"If you didn't wave that feathery tail of yours about so much, it wouldn't have got caught in the canopy when I closed it ! Anyway, the vet says he'll manage to save about a foot of it"
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