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Old 8th Aug 2016, 02:46
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No, I asked for a Burrito you Muppet!
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 02:46
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Why does he call you Donkey?
Hee-aw, hee-aw, He always calls me that!
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After months on Patrol, even Luigi's wife was looking good to the other soldiers...
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Okay, here's fine...just hate it when I get my Hoofs wet.
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 08:04
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The loquacious Private Bertillon could talk the hind legs off a donkey.
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 09:01
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"No, no, soldier - you've got it all wrong !"
 
Old 8th Aug 2016, 09:34
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Keep... going....nearly ....there
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 09:51
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"Refer that man to the Psychiatrist, Sergeant !"...."He is the Psychiatrist, Sir !"

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Old 8th Aug 2016, 10:05
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Sergeant, remind me to order more towels for the showers.
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Nutty is making an Ass of himself again...
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 10:26
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It's a scene from Full Muletail Jacket!
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 10:28
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Well sir, the Sarge said to "get your ass up that hill, pronto!"
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 11:01
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"Say what you like, fellas - does your backpack keep you warm at nights when you're on bivouac up in the hills ?"
 
Old 8th Aug 2016, 11:04
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Every soldier carries a Field Marshall's baton in his backpack. Carrying the Field Marshall as well is optional.
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 11:59
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Does my Ass look big in this?
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 12:04
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"Now go back and get someone in the hind legs."
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 12:32
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I'm sure I played this one on ARRSE, and I didn't win anything there.
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 12:37
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A rare photograph of RAF Regiment Scorpion commanders undergoing training.
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 13:09
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Well Sarge said we had to make a burrow when we get to the OP, so I thought I'd save time and take one with me!
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Old 8th Aug 2016, 14:04
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That's right son. MRE means Mules Required to Exterminate
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