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Old 16th Jul 2016, 16:19
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Old 16th Jul 2016, 16:22
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That's an odd caption....................
so is that.
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Old 16th Jul 2016, 17:22
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15 all................


then so is that
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Old 16th Jul 2016, 19:53
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Old 16th Jul 2016, 20:40
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Stop it now! How can you beat #36790?


(Definitely NOT a caption)
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Old 16th Jul 2016, 23:25
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I got the idea and pinched this controller from the kids' video game - I call it the 'Nintendo Wheeeee.'
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 01:15
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Nobody's gonna beat me to those Pokemons NOW!
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 05:51
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 07:52
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Judging time!

(I see the kids are moaning again; my apology - unfortunately the grown ups have to work for a living, with no internet access).

But at last some time to myself and here we go.

I liked this from Buster:

"My Wife's version has air bags..."
And this from 622:

'Oh, and by the way Sir - I think you have had an oil leak down the back of your trousers!'

'...That's not oil mate, you try riding these on the M25 at rush hour!'
But skating into the first place is Penny Washers:

"You'll have a job to outpace the modern fully-equipped Jehova's Witness!"
Penny, well done - please take the lead!
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 09:14
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Cor! What an honour!

Try this one - I must admit that I could not think of any caption at all for it.
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 09:15
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Well done Penny
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 09:35
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Nice one, Penny !

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Old 17th Jul 2016, 09:38
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 09:45
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(for the cognoscenti: T'Bolt ?)

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Old 17th Jul 2016, 09:50
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Well, there I was in the Thunderbolt when...I was in a Thunderbolt...
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 09:51
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"Mate, I don't know how long I pee'd after this happened!!!"
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 10:09
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This isn't a caption, but doesn't that peel pattern imply that the shot that caused the damage came from behind? No wonder the pilot, who is standing safe and sound on the ground, is smiling.
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 10:37
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"Chief, could you check the interrupter gear please.....?"
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 10:45
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Originally Posted by FinelyChopped
This isn't a caption, but doesn't that peel pattern imply that the shot that caused the damage came from behind? No wonder the pilot, who is standing safe and sound on the ground, is smiling.
Looks to be some peeling on the other side visible too (explosive cannon shell, detonated on impact?) but either way they would now know why adrenalin is brown.....crikey.
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Old 17th Jul 2016, 11:29
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Artie Beetson finally found the prop that hit Jack Newton.
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