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Old 10th Jul 2016, 21:47
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"We've arrived - now, where's St Mark's Square?"
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 21:47
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 22:11
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"We're ready for push-back, Chief."
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 22:58
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I'm afraid your excuse just doesn't hold water, Bloggs.
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 23:30
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The MI-6 Pilot mistook the Canal de Aire for a the pre-briefed Roadway on the far side of the Hedge.
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 00:08
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Well...ummm...we were looking for Pokemons and....
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 00:45
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Sully!....FFS!!....Every time now??
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 00:47
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Bloggs, that level you were cleared to? I'm pretty sure it wasn't water level!
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 04:45
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Sully!....FFS!!....Every time now??
No prizes for second...
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 08:15
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We're calling it the Spruce Gosling.
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 09:15
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"The Boss isn't going to like this, Hoskins !"
 
Old 11th Jul 2016, 09:30
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"And you say this has only been happening since you put lights on that row of buoys?"
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 09:45
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 10:51
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The insurance claim starts with:


'and then my wife discovered that the aircraft did not have a toilet...'
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 10:56
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"No, I didn't do it, Sir ! - it just sank at its moorings"
 
Old 11th Jul 2016, 12:30
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I suspect this one's just about drained - I'll pull the plug on it and announce a winner later this afternoon, so you still have a bit of time for those last wee witticisms
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 12:33
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Another "so-l'eau" flight with Tracey Curtis-Taylor.
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 13:59
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 14:01
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How many times - don't barge into the circuit!
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 14:49
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Sooooo, yet again the fly of comedy meets the windscreen of time.
As ever, a highly entertaining set of captions with narry a duff one in the mix and, as ever, a real challenge picking a single winner

But a winner there must be, and I declare that winner to be ShyTorque with his elegant description of that place we've all seen and described at sometime or another - well done, ShyTorque!!!

Originally Posted by ShyTorque
"Far Canal!"
You have control, errr the helm, errr the barge pole...

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